PROFESSIONAL Hater

Joined February 2022
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We’ve mailed it in every season of my life
This gives off “they’re mailing it in” vibes but I have no clue why Taylor would have any job security other than Mike Brown doesn’t want to pay another coach while simultaneously paying out Taylor.
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I’ve got to take this agenda pushing for the next 12 months because Mike Brown doesn’t want to give me a football team
30 Sep 2025
115 million. 4.3 million.
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We are taking our top 5 pick, I can wait another 12 months
30 Sep 2025
The Bengals shouldn’t trade for a QB
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Life when I stop caring about sports is gonna be so good man
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He’s got higher standards than every other QB in the league for no reason man
Joe season wasn't even top 20
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Now I’ve got to watch the ravens complete their rebuild before we even start ours
They’ll be 1-5 heading into the bye. It’s time to blow it up.
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Joe Burrow has had maybe 5 good teammates in Cincinnati and people will want you to believe we’ve had elite rosters year after year
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Ravens are in a significantly better position than the Bengals let’s be for real
Ravens and bengals fans always arguing just to be two ugly twins at the end of the day , two terrible front offices that don’t give a shit about the trenches
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I’m so glad the Bengals are too lazy to trade for a QB and instead tanking
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This is an insanely crazy thing to say considering that he did it less than 12 months ago
Joe Burrow is wonderful but I don't think even he would have been able to overcome the fundamental flaws with this team this year, even if he were healthy. They look the same as last year, just without Joe making things close.
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People confuse what Andrew Luck could’ve been with what he actually was
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You’d need a positive run game for that, so yeah it kinda is
Is it too much to ask the MVP and top 4 QB season ever to produce a top 5 offense on the year in Dropback EPA?
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Messi wants to facilitate a 40 racist instead
This dude has 2 G/A in his last 40 games for Miami btw I feel sick
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Converts read the Bible challenge
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Daxton (Fire Zac Taylor) retweeted
Rams really mortgage their future for a SB. Beat us. Then turned around and still in a better place than us who tried to do it more sustainably. I’m sick.
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If we don’t fire a coach for missing the playoffs for 3 years straight then what the fuck am I supposed to be rooting for?
I've always said, you can't run from results forever. I think you all who want Zac out are going to have to wait until the off-season, and I don't think it happens then unless the team actually turns on him, and I don't think that happens. I've been through Wyche, Shula, Coslet, Lebeau, and Marvin. I volunteered with Marvin's foundation, donated, and participated in events. I've loved what Zac has done, and one day, I'll love what another coach will do. I'm a Bengals fan, I can't live thinking I make those choices. I'll do what I've done from the beginning. Cheer, buy fun stuff,.hang out with good friends, celebrate victories and fight depression after losses. I think we get this turned around, but if you don't, all good. I'm gonna have fun as much as I can no matter what.
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He dragged this team to a winning record last year but all you guys wanted to talk about was “volume”
30 Sep 2025
This bengals team would’ve been ass with burrow
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Daxton (Fire Zac Taylor) retweeted
29 Sep 2025
How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros
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I dare anyone to say Burrow doesn’t carry our offense
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Dax Hill is looking like a first round pick
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