25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

Joined December 2014
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17 May 2024
worst day of my fucking life
Young Sheldon has ended.
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That aint gonna stop my thirsty a** from drinking it #drinkingit
Workers dumping hydrogen peroxide into the Reflecting Pool this morning
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Sorry for alluding to a cuss word, you can pretent I was using the asterisks to cover the popular genZ slang ‘ahh’ if that eases any discomfort
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Respectfully disagree. You'd just need to signpost more clearly that the show isn't condoning certain attitudes. Eg. when Michael says something offensive, instead of pulling a face Jim could vomit all over his desk
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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plenty of other folks don't know how to tie they're shoes neither
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This is a song I invented called Patrick Star by Sponge Mouth
Spongebody once told me The Bob was macaroni So I took a bite out of Gary
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Spongebody once told me The Bob was macaroni So I took a bite out of Gary
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Dead guy named Will N. Testament
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My deviled egg recipe is one ingredient, the egg, because I believe the devil is already in there and you must carve until you set him free.
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Jun 14
Wishing the best for her and her cubs <3 who’s the girl on the left?
Elizabeth Olsen is pregnant, expecting her first child
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if your Jeep got no doors I'm #sucking on all your damn rubber duckies
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Jun 13
I got a nerfect homie named pobody
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Jun 13
Don’t dude drugs
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Jun 12
Apparently there’s a ‘cat’ in this photograph of laundry I took. look like laundry to me idk…
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Jun 12
If ur gf is made of metal do NOT bring your magnets to her place 💀💀💀
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severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window
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If a girl has her hair in a messy bun and is on her laptop, do not play with her.
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Something should happen to VaguePosters
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Roasting Trump
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Jun 11
Jerry Seinfeld is trending so right now is a good time to promote my stand up Comedy routine where I make jokes at Jerry Seinfelds expense as well as other things, also
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my first time trying standup comedy…
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Jun 11
I’m insecure about your body
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