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24 Sep 2022
Last night I brought Narcan to a girl who was unresponsive on the floor while her friends screamed at me that it was unnecessary and not to give it. Her lips were turning blue. I did it anyway. She abruptly woke up about 15 seconds after. For the love of god get Narcan trained.
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Jun 13
“Oh sorry I couldn’t ___________. New York is insane right now”
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“New Yorkers make being from New York their entire personality”
Yes. Because it is a personality. It’s a nationality. It’s a culture. And if you don’t get it, you were never meant to get it, because you’re NOT A NEW YORKER. goodnight.
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Jun 11
So you’re telling me today ISNT an impromptu holiday in NYC? Like we have to go to work? Someone call Mamdani…
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Jun 10
Mamdani should round up all the homeless, give them Knicks gear and beatboxes, and bus them to San Antonio for Game 4
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GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.
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Knicks hurry up and win I can’t keep drinking six beers every other day
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Jun 9
Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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Jun 3
Confession: I don’t know what “Knicks in 4” means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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Jun 3
Hunter Biden giving some serious drug user education to hordes of people who criticize people and a world they know absolutely nothing about. I’m so here for it.
Jun 3
Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.
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Jun 2
As a millennial woman it really pisses me off that clothing brands will call jeans “low rise” and have a ~7 inch zipper that goes to my belly button. This is not even mid rise. It’s blatantly high rise.
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Jun 2
they hung timbs on the knicks subway entrances lol I love this city.
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Jun 2
They just made me tech lead on this project. We’re so up.
Jun 2
Just got asked to build a virtual “green room” for my company’s virtual events. I was made for this
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Jun 2
Just got asked to build a virtual “green room” for my company’s virtual events. I was made for this
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Jun 2
Feeling like you have no fucking idea what you’re doing is the price of entry to achieving your dreams.
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Jun 1
I’m a born and raised New Yorker. I just learned 5 minutes ago Knicks is short for Knickerbockers.
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May 22
50k people across two days. My first time at the iconic Gorge Amphitheater all the way across the country. I get to go as a supervisor with the nonprofit I started, with the team of an artist that shaped my 20s. Our largest volunteer team yet. Preshow excitement hitting heavy
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May 22
Really pisses me off how airplane seats always seem to slowly un-recline back to the full right angle from hell until I’m just wondering why my back is in so much pain and I realize
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May 21
The absolute epidemic of AI slop posts. Are yall not embarrassed by your chatGPT copy / paste? Do you think no one notices? Bsffr
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