Toyota SuPriuscist. Repeal the Third. Baptized at my bar mitzvah. Former child, future manchild. Medical device salesman and installer.
Joined December 2008
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First world middle class living is so exceptional we can’t even comprehend it.
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Alex Soros is interesting because he’s a billionaire heir who dedicates his life to making cities less safe. He’s like a Reverse Batman.
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If you say Jews are tribal and vengeful online they dox you and ruin your career.
If you say blacks are impulsive and violent in person they stomp on your head.
The lesson here is be antisemitic in person (jews are very frail), and racist online (blacks can’t figure out computers).
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I’m happy to go on any shows to explain my doxxing and situation, plus much more. God bless you all!
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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
Britain is literally speedrunning turning into the world's most dystopian nightmare.
Thank fuck for 1776 and the British's incompetence
Jun 14
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Britain isn’t a racist country and nor is it “a two-tier state - against white people”.
Trying to whip up the politics of grievance will be a genie that’s difficult to put back into the bottle.
Nigel Farage isn’t stupid, he knows that.
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me in sydney sweeneys septic tank
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Fleshlight won’t get my money until it lights up, and possibly has a strobe effect where it projectiles the collected semen like a startled squid
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Very beautiful. Her father shoots good semen
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Jun 13
Fascinating, the third world loves a sport where dishonorable third world behavior is prevalent
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Microsoft disrespects its own IP so much, I hate it. Why the absolute fuck is there no MCC equivalent for Gears of War? The Marcus Pheonix collection. I would even buy a Series X if they did this, as much as I'd rather it be on PC.
Jun 12
Xbox had arguably the greatest console run of all time, rivaled only by the PS2, and then Halo 3 and Kinect came out and they folded up and decided to never compete again
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I called one of my employees earlier today for work-related reasons. You have no idea how pissed off I got when Google screened, then dropped, my call.
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Tinder showing you women's horoscopes as the first thing you see on a foid's page has got to be one of the biggest pieces of evidence that software companies do not understand their users at all.
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They must have been going fast as fuuuck
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Harrowing final moments of crash victim after she and five friends smashed into pole 'at high speed' trib.al/fOB6UZE
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Theres a right way and a wrong way to doubt Elon. The reaction to the AI in space debacle has been on the wrong end of Elon Doubt Syndrome
Jun 11
Scale: SpaceX currently operates a constellation of 10 thousand starlink Satellites today.
Heat: Folding radiators are very well understood. Again, SpaceX has done this 10 thousand times.
Cost: SpaceX literally pioneered lowering costs in space. This will continue.
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Im operating under the assumption that everyone has Tinder "smart photos" turned on, so if I right-swipe a foid, I do it on their worst picture.
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Whenever you're having a bad day, remember:
There is a guy who is going through the same thing you are, but with a fat girlfriend.
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You're absolutely right. I'm being unkind to animals.
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