I'm on my first list! Hopeful to move up to bigger and better things, but everyone has to start somewhere!

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would be able to buy 42 miles of high speed rail in California with that much money.

Hotep Jesus wants to live in a world where every single confrontation between high school kids, no matter how small, has the potential to escalate into a knife fight. You know what, he's right. Austin Metcalf shouldn't have pushed Karmelo when he refused to leave the tent; he should've just stood on bidnez and stabbed that faggot right in the chest. After all, Karmelo said "touch me and see what happens". He identified himself as a potentially dangerous individual and thus Austin should've treated him that way from the start. He didn't do that because in civil society, people with an IQ above 75 generally understand there are levels to the escalation of a verbal/physical confrontation. There's no reason to go straight from 0 to 10 over a space in a tent. People with basic self control and emotional maturity understand this. It seems to be his position these social norms are either fake, or have disappeared for some reason. Weirdly, they still exist for 90% of the population outside of... criminals.

There are millions of people in the world speaking what I like to call ESLFL: "English as a second language, as a first language"

one of the things a white stag symbolises in english tradition is legitimacy and sovereignty so when agents of the crown slay one, that's... pretty on the nose as an omen. "but night was falling and it was distressed" yeah even more on the nose

You are NOT going to believe this

“Your honor, this is only his first murder”

There's been a lot of posting from people finding out that Texas state law exists and that's kind of understandable, but this seems like a post from someone finding out that Texas exists.

Guy who replies “Repeal the 17th” under every tweet by a woman because he just thinks they should consider the problems with direct election of senators.

I have been reliably informed that a fee is not a tax.

King Edward, King Edward, come quickly, the Jews are debasing the currency again

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

If all you had to do was storm HR with a machine gun and shoot them all to death I promise you that 26 year olds would be less anxious about work.

If you don’t have anything Nicean to say, don’t say anything at all.

First they came for the communists, and I spoke up because I believed in their freedom of speech. Then they came for liberal activists, and I stood up because I believed in their freedom of speech. Then they came for the pornographers and I spoke up because I believe believed in their freedom of speech. Then they came for me, and none of those motherfuckers gave a shit and I kind of wish they had all just been marched off to death camps.

Healthcare

The natural end of hedonism is to get sick of it all and consequently begin to give it up. This phenomenon might accompany repentance sometimes, but it's not repentance in & of itself.