Periodic reminder that Perseus, the first heterosexual man to challenge Medusa, could not keep his eyes off of her enormous yams and therefore was not turned to stone. There’s a lesson in that.

Person who was out of college with a job during this era thinks it’s Elon’s fault that she doesn’t own a house.

Why are you, as a man, a kick-powered swimmer

Yeah that’s me. That’s how I post. You’re referring to my posting style.

RT @J_C_A__: Look at how much men hate their own wives (and these are the same ones who whine that women initiate most divorces.)

Talking about the NBA playoffs and referring to them as the “New York Nigs” but saying it subtly enough that you can’t say really tell and getting really defensive and indignant if I get called out about it.

2020s SEINFELD episode where George meets a beautiful Palestinian girl and has to hide that he’s Jewish the whole time, hilarity ensues.

The morning after you forget to eat a Ray peat carrot salad (RPCS)

The later recons obscure this, but Halo’s Human-Covenant war is absolutely a mythologization (not 1:1 allegory) of the ascendant Church and its contention with the Pharisees. John, who is both savior and apostle, is the exceptional seed of the creator race which the Covenant worships. He comes to fulfill what the Forerunners built while thwarting the misguided zeal of the (old) Covenant to make way for the new reign. The arbiter being chief persecutor of “heretics” only to then join them after a conversion is, as the quoted post suggests, a strong parallel with St. Paul.

“What’s the deal with Palestine?? They tell you to free it, but it doesn’t even exist!”

Look as long as we’re not pretending this is from oxtail pho it’s cool with me

I’m on some shit you wiggers couldn’t even conceive of

You can’t respect women. You have to think she’s a born imbecile. Then when she does something stupid or infuriating you can say: she’s just a woman. I expect nothing of her but to be a beautiful moron. An incubator for my children. Something they’ll replace some day with a genetically modified donkey. A warm bag with tubes. What I expect of myself is to fund everything, know everything, do everything. Save her from herself. From her stupid decisions. Maintain everything constantly, while she drives to Erewhon with no insurance one hand on the wheel the other texting. She comes at you with some passionate argument and you think oh she’s PMSing. She just needs some dick. And she feels the same about me. I’m a smelly violent ape with no aesthetic sense. I dress like a child. She thinks I’m an imbecile. She has to take care of me. Save me from myself when I fly into rages, stress over money. I explain dollar cost averaging into the S & P 500. Listen if I die you have to do this. God dammit are you listening or should I just tell the dog. And she says: you are insane. She knows you’rean imbecile in ways you can’t see yourself. Because they’re the water. The things you think are flaws she doesn’t notice. She doesn’t know what Norwood is. I’m a maniac ruled by moods and hormones. Everything I feel vanishes when a teaspoon of liquid squirts out of my balls. And I don’t have to tell an AI support bot I’ll torture and kill the CEO and his children over a hotel refund. How can she tolerate me. And she’s an imbecile. She should not be allowed to vote or own property. I had to go to a government hearing for work. There was a section for public comment. A man affected by health policy talked about his wife losing her speech and dying slowly, horribly. And he quit his job to care for her. Feeding her and cleaning her. I went in her room. Thank God she was awake, and I said come here I have to hold you for a minute. I have to hold you and smell your hair and look at you.

Great place to take your wife on vacation when she wants to have a non-sexual make out session before bed every night:

Her: What are you thinking about Me thinking about how a novel coronavirus supposedly jumped naturally from bats to humans at a wet market in Wuhan which somehow caused a global pandemic that killed millions while the closest known relative viruses were having gain-of-function research (funded by American taxpayers through Anthony Fauci’s NIAID and EcoHealth Alliance) performed at the Wuhan Institute of Virology and a 2021 DARPA internal memo calls SARS-CoV-2 an American-created recombinant bat vaccine that DARPA rejected for being too risky but the “research” continued anyway and when the lab leak occurred Fauci was on early calls with scientists privately panicking about the furin cleavage site looking engineered and then all the people doing the gain-of-function research were put in charge of investigating the origin of the virus and then days later they published Proximal Origin paper which claimed zero lab signs and pure natural evolution and then the people doing the gain-of-function research were put in charge of handling the pandemic response and then immediately while hospitals got massive extra federal payments for diagnosing COVID and putting patients on ventilators and listing deaths as COVID (even when patients died with the virus and had multiple serious comorbidities) PCR tests were cranked to absurd cycle thresholds creating false positives that inflated everything creating a manufactured panic (which also eradicated the flu) and then everyone was not allowed to leave their homes and then the mRNA shots were rushed out under emergency authorization and called safe and effective with the memo warning they don’t work since they just code for the same synthetic spike with no other epitopes pumping it into the bloodstream which triggers reactions mirroring the disease including myocarditis which then exploded in young males and then excess deaths spiked and natural immunity was dismissed and VAERS was ignored and the experimental unsafe ineffective gene therapy remained the only permitted treatment even though they already knew by April 2020 that hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin were effective treatments that inhibit viral replication and calm the immune overreaction to the synthetic spike yet those treatments were banned while while doctors scientists and whistleblowers who spoke out got censored or worse and refusing the vaxx got you fired and the lab leak was called a dangerous conspiracy theory and then leaked emails showed Fauci desperately begging for protection and then he got autopen pardoned by Biden literal hours before his term ended and to this day nobody has been charged with any crime: Nothing babe

Ovencels are like “no, dude, you have to spend 30 minutes covering a baking sheet in foil paper, pulling a rack out of the back of the cabinet, then lining the bacon up perfectly, before baking it for 30 minutes which is much less complicated than your method of just stirring it”