Senior Cyber Defence Specialist | Father of 2 | Dividend Investor | NUFC
Joined July 2019
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Ever since Stavely left, we’ve been an utter shambles! No direction, no consistency, no clue
🚨 EXCL: Newcastle United head of recruitment Steve Nickson leaving club. Englishman has informed #NUFC of decision - timings still tbc but all parties comfortable with situation. Move to Championship on agenda after 15yrs at St James’s Park @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7362261…
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Jun 12
Win your very own Jad @Makeship plushie! 🧸
How to enter:
👍 Like, Retweet, Comment & make sure you are following our account.
Competition closes on 15th June 2026! 🔒
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May 29
So instead of playing for us and trying to help the team progress up the table, he’s been fucking about with Spanish lessons! Fair play to the lad but what a cock
May 29
Anthony Gordon speaking in Spanish at his Barcelona unveiling after making the move from Newcastle 🇪🇸
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May 22
All of these Football Netflix documentaries look great but i cannot watch anything with voice overs! Just keep the original audio with subtitles #Netflix
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May 20
Scrolling through Twitter for 5 minutes while I wait for the bus, 5 incidents booked marked for tomorrow morning. What is happening in Cyber Security in 2026?!
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May 19
We have completed the purchase of a significant portion of the historic Leazes Terrace building next to St. James' Park 🤝⤵️
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May 13
The Jamie Vardy documentary was incredible! Someone must have been chopping onions mind. 10/10
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May 10
🚨🎙️ Roy Keane on West Ham’s disallowed goal for a foul on Arsenal’s Goalkeeper David Raya
"I tell ya what, that VAR decision is a complete and utter disgrace – an absolute joke!
All season long Arsenal have been crowding the goalkeeper on set-pieces, pushing, shoving, blocking – it’s been their main tactic from day one. We saw it clear as day against us at Old Trafford when Saliba backed straight into Bayindir, stopped him from making a proper save, and they nicked a goal through Calafiori. Nothing given. Not a murmur. But now, in a massive title-deciding match against West Ham, when it doesn’t suit them... suddenly it’s a foul on Raya? Are you kidding me?
What the hell are we even watching in this league anymore? It’s shameless, it’s embarrassing. At this rate just hand the title and the trophy over to Arsenal now, because it’s glaringly obvious what they’re trying to pull. Total, utter disgrace."
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May 7
wtf is going on at Madrid?!👀
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A summary of all the CHAOS happening at Real Madrid in recent weeks:
• Valverde and Tchouaméni got into fights on TWO consecutive days, with Valverde ending up in the hospital after the 2nd incident
• Fede Valverde reportedly lost MEMORY after falling to the ground following a challenge from Tchouameni
• An emergency dressing room meeting was held involving every player
• Six players reportedly refused to speak with the coach
• Mbappé went on vacation to Italy with his girlfriend while Real Madrid were going through a difficult moment, with several players reportedly upset about it
• Millions of fans are demanding Mbappé’s departure
• Tensions and arguments have reportedly taken place between Mbappé and members of the coaching staff
• Real Madrid have reportedly reduced tactical work during training sessions
• Multiple players are unhappy with the effort levels of some teammates
• There is a leak coming from INSIDE the dressing room
• Rüdiger slapped Álvaro Carreras across his face
• Rüdiger was also screaming at Álvaro Carreras to the point where teammates had to force him to apologize
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Apr 30
Strangest claim I’ve seen in a while
Apr 30
🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.
Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.
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Apr 2
If they don’t release these minifigures, I’ll start a protest! Gimme
Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe and Vinicius Jr. star in a new LEGO commercial together.
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Microsoft Threat Intelligence has attributed the Axios npm supply chain attack to North Korean state actor Sapphire Sleet. Malicious npm packages for updated versions of Axios (1.14.1 and 0.30.4) downloaded payloads from command and control attributed to Sapphire Sleet.msft.it/6018QLPF6
Organizations affected by this attack are urged to roll back to safe versions (1.14.0 or 0.30.3 or earlier), rotate secrets and credentials that are exposed to compromised systems, and disable auto-updates. Our latest blog has our analysis of the attack, additional mitigation recommendations, and Microsoft Defender detection and hunting guidance:
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Mar 31
I think this week has given me PTSD. The thought of opening twitter in the morning genuinely scares me.
Mar 31
Cisco source code stolen in Trivy-linked dev environment breach
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Mar 31
Here's what AI has to say on the second stage axios payloads:
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