I got lost in the Cloud, I live there now.

Joined March 2017
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26 Oct 2022
#KubeCon? we will attend it live.
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I’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.
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Is this a skit or documentary?
Na to go buy generator tomorrow😂
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Random but I used to bend my neck like this throughout my childhood. It bothered my mum so much, she took me for tests. Everybody said there was nothing wrong with the neck. She’d always ask if it was paining me. I’d say no. In my head, I was keeping it straight. 🫠 Sometimes even as an adult, I still have to mentally bend my neck to the opposite side cause that’s the only way it looks straight to others. Whenever I’m doing a shoot and the photographer says straighten your head, I just bend it to the right in my mind and immediately he says ‘yh, it’s straight now’ 😭 Something something neurological.
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27 Dec 2025
“Out of ten men, one makes a sexual joke directed at a woman, two laugh alone, three don’t find it funny but still chuckle to fit in, four say nothing, they pretend they didn’t hear it at all. Not a single one speaks up, not a single one stops it. Later, aside from the man who made the joke, the other nine all believe the same thing - men like that are a minority, most men aren’t like this. They all see themselves as part of the good majority. But from the woman’s perspective, the one being harassed, there is no big difference between them. The laughter, the silence, the looking away - all of it creates the same environment. So when women say most men are the same, this is what they mean. Not every man harasses women but most men participate in protecting the system that does.”
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21 Dec 2025
If you ask me for money rn it means you hate me and want me dead
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Our company takes security seriously. So we did a surprise phishing test. We sent everyone an email titled: “CONFIDENTIAL: Layoff List Attached. DO NOT SHARE.” If they clicked the link, it was marked as a failure. At the end of the week, we downloaded the results. We fired everyone who didn’t click. If you see the words “Layoff List” and don’t want to know, you clearly lack hunger. Those who click? We cut their salary by 15% Never compromise company's security.
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11 Dec 2025
RT @halosonhorns: Somebody’s Daughter, Someone’s Son 1/4
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This is a better script than any Hallmark movie: > man sells company for hefty profit > pursues immortality by becoming the world’s most expensive guinea pig > daily routine includes 111 pills, blood-plasma transfusions from his own teenage son, measuring his nighttime erections > achieves biological age of a 28-year-old… but emotional age of a robot > realizes he has optimized every biomarker except for.. people who voluntarily hang out with him (a.k.a friends) > launches “Don’t Die” movement. Accidentally starts a cult > falls in love with the one woman who was by his side since day one of his journey > she's his longtime doctor / nutritionist / data priestess / social media guru who's been there through the 2 am rectal ozone sessions and the silent dance discos > she's measured everything - no one knows him more than she does > something in his optimized little heart glitches. For the first time in years, his cortisol spikes from an unregulated human emotion instead of a scheduled stress test > he may have eliminated 85% of microplastics from his balls but nothing, nothing will improve the quality of his life more than being in love with her > he whispers, “I spent years trying not to die… and you’re the first thing that ever made me want to live.”
Guys…I have a girlfriend. Now I know what you’re thinking…how is it possible that anyone would want to be with me? I understand where you’re coming from. I think the answer is: her puzzle piece fits mine. In my early twenties, I read the biography of the American founding father John Adams. He and his wife Abigail had one of the great partnerships in American history; intellectually matched, emotionally intertwined, and co-architects of something bigger than themselves. I wanted what they had. But it wasn’t within reach. Years before, I’d married in a sort of arranged Mormon marriage. Unsure how else to explain it. We were functional, but we weren’t John and Abigail. We split after thirteen years. At age 34, after selling Braintree Venmo, and emerging from a mismatched marriage and the repression of Mormonism, I set out to rebuild myself and find partnership.  I met a woman in LA who became my first-ever girlfriend. Coming from a sheltered background, I was blind to the obvious warnings. I was dangerously naive. That relationship unraveled and was followed by litigation. The experience was unnerving and left me wondering if I could ever trust again. By the time I was 44, I started reconciling with the possibility of a life without partnership. @_katetolo and I met at my brain interface company Kernel. She’d discovered my work using neurotechnology to improve human well-being and merge human and AI. Even though she’d been dreaming of a career in fashion, she was drawn to what she foresaw as the defining question of our time: how will humans successfully co-evolve with AI. We shared the same obsession. The puzzle piece fit was immediate, as immediate as either of us had ever experienced. Yet we maintained our professional boundaries. When we worked on our first project together, the back and forth was effortless. She could conceptualize and feel what I couldn’t and vice versa. It helped that both Kate and I had a natural disposition towards hard work. Our joy came from creation. Kate was luminescent. When I saw her about the office, butterflies fluttered in my stomach.  Each day she’d show up wearing some unexpected combination of colors, textures, styles and accessories. Always tasteful, playful and interesting. She didn’t chase fancy brands. Most of her clothing was from the thrift store. It wasn’t how she looked but how her mind worked: original, eccentric, entirely her own. She was art. We both worked very hard and valued every second of the day.  One evening around 6:30 pm she dropped by my office and we talked for hours. It had been all business before.  This was the first time we stepped into each other’s personal lives. My heart strings pulled but my brain pushed back. ‘We know we can’t trust again’, my mind firmly stated. Our after-hours meet-ups in my office became a daily ritual. The favorite part of my day. We’d reminisce about work and tiptoe a bit deeper each time into each other’s personal lives. I’d recently started my new anti-aging project and one night Kate suggested to me that I should put the entire thing online to allow others to follow on. We worked together to put up a website and got a v1 out. We pondered what to call it, and decided on ‘Project Blueprint’. We were oddly from entirely different worlds but somehow the same person. Yet neither of us dared take the next step. We didn’t want to imperil our work relationship and we remained deeply skeptical of each other.  The combination of Kate being raised to distrust all things and me still feeling the sting of the previous relationship left us stirring in a pot of anticipatory disaster. Before long, whether we liked it or not, we’d become each other's favorite person. We’d spend every moment we could together. Social events and the weekends were still off-limits as our relationship was professional. We were both secretly wondering, ‘does the other person feel what I’m feeling?’ Unable to withstand any longer, after a year and a half of unspoken affection, one night I softly floated the balloon of inquiry. She confirmed it was reciprocal. Still, with things being so new, neither of us wanted to make our relationship public. We needed time to stabilize, mature and assess whether this was short or long term. I’m a 48 year old American, raised Mormon, with three children. She’s a 30 year old Bosnian-Australian-American. It took time to bridge our worlds. In our years of knowing each other, three of them have been navigating a relationship. All while building a business and movement. There have been many times where we didn’t know if we’d make it. In the last year, we’ve found our flow.  I trust Kate as much as my mother. She knows how to scaffold trust. She anticipates your anticipation and knows your reaction before you react. She’s meticulous in the integrity of our relationship. She’s even been pivotal in helping my father and me reconcile and navigate the contours of our relationship. In the past few years, Blueprint and Don’t Die have become global phenomena. Kate is the unsung hero.  She and I have been stride on stride since inception. She’s proven an exceptional executor and despite her unconventional background, intuitively knows things. Her creativity keeps me forever guessing what she’ll say or come up with next. Our minds have become so intertwined that life feels naked without her. Her story warrants being told as others will be better off emulating her practices and abilities. What I find most impressive about Kate is her prescience and thoughtfulness. She sees forwards, backwards, and side to side. Relative to her, I feel myopic in my awareness of the world. She can see through others, as an x-ray would. She then structures all that information and can package it in simple, understandable terms. In ways that allow for everyone to win. Kate is soft spoken, self-deprecating and understated. These attributes cloak her ferocious ambition, piercing intellect, and delightful creativity. Give her five minutes and she will reframe your world. But most people don’t know to look. They assume she’s my assistant. It’s such a loss because people are looking for what she has to offer. My son Talmage, Kate, and I are family. Nothing makes us happier than being together. Our conversations are fast, dark, and rowdy. Family feeds the soul, and we are nourished. As my son considers possible partners, he wisely models them off of Kate. Deep companionship is a universal human want.  And while there are eight billion of us on this planet, most struggle to achieve it, including those in relationships. It’s the most fulfilling of human experiences and also the most elusive. The joy of being seen, appreciated and loved, and offering the same to another. I wrote dozens of different sentences trying to capture what the want and struggle for deep companionship feels like. I deleted them all as none could holistically capture the emotional architecture of it. Then one day while exercising, I realized what it feels like: what the explorer Ernest Shackleton and his crew must have felt returning to land after being shipwrecked and surviving 497 days adrift in brutal Antarctic. It’s a bit of a dramatic comparison, however, I suspect many of you can relate. Kate feels like land to me after being adrift and searching for 25 years. Life sinks or sails based upon the quality of our most intimate relationships. No amount of professional success can plug the sinking hole of an acrimonious personal relationship. At this point, Kate and I have nearly become one person. We have entire conversations with a single look, sound, gesture or image. We independently come up with the same ideas and insights, suggesting to me that maybe it’s our tandem effort generating them. Our relationship is stable, positive, and calm. I’ve wanted this my entire life and impatiently waited 25 years for it to arrive. It’s better than anything I imagined. Lucky me, I found my Abigail Adams.
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4 Dec 2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair. I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting." I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT. He did. The AI told him to delete the cluster. He did. Production went down instantly. The CEO called me screaming. I didn't panic. I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols." He was impressed by my foresight. I got a bonus. The intern got fired. Innovation requires sacrifice. Just not mine.
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It is 4:30 PM. Everyone is packing up. They think they are safe. They think the day is over. I decided to push a mandatory Windows Update. To the entire sales department. Right now. I heard the screams from down the hall. "Do not turn off your computer." "Updates are 12% complete." They have to stay. They have to watch the percentage bar. Why did I do it? To teach them patience. To teach them to save their work. To teach them that IT controls the clock. I am leaving now. My machine is running Linux. I don't update. I innovate. See you tomorrow.
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27 Nov 2025
I love twitter soo much🤣
25 Nov 2025
If you take fish oil supplements, you should probably learn how they make them. This is an absolute deal breaker for me. Source: worldtradeprodotcom (IG)
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25 Nov 2025
I remember crying my heart out with so much pain whenever the name “Kano Nwankwo” was mentioned.
1.5yo is devastated because he repeatedly asked for milk and we gave him milk instead of the apple juice he wanted for the whole time
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25 Nov 2025
I remember telling my friend this. He mentioned how my work voice is always so peppy and cringe but man I’m just trying to survive!!! There’s a reason I nap immediately after work😭.
Not to be that feminist but it is so intriguing to me just how different men & women behave in corporate settings. Women are almost always very 😃😃 !!! No problem!!! So awesome to meet you!! 😃😃 of course!! And you can’t tell if men in corporate America loathe you or not because their demeanors are very dry and matter of fact. Nothing wrong w being matter of fact but women typically overcompensate personality wise to avoid being labeled “bitchy” or “difficult” and men don’t really feel the need to do that so they can just act normal
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2 Nov 2025
Oh.
Nigerian Christians will be rescued very soon!
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29 Oct 2025
In big 2025 lol. People are currently losing hope in tech in the country and freaking out about AI and this is where we are at lol. Forever grateful to @SheCodeAfrica
28 Oct 2025
HNG mentors discussing how best we can be very nice to our students.
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28 Oct 2025
Honestly chill!
You tell a man your plans, next thing “when do you intend to start the courses you talked about”😖
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26 Oct 2025
Oh my God 🤣
This is exactly why people call Gen Z soft. The moment there’s a little inconvenience, you start writing long essays. Why don’t you tell your university lecturers that the education system is toxic too? Bro people just want to be babied and then they’ll complain if something goes slightly wrong
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I wanted to do a thread but I decided to just write in my notes. This shall be the last time I shall be answering anybody on this abortion case—i had to mentally go back to somewhere I didn't want to because of this. Thank you very much RIP Salome 🕊️❤️ I love you❤️
Aaron, being a Christian and pandering to “pro-choice” ideas is a mosaic of contradictions. The pro-choice movement prioritizes personal autonomy and freewill above the biblical instructions that have been set before us to follow. Our freewill should be in tune with scriptures.
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