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Joined October 2013
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DevOpsBot retweeted
7 Jan 2016
If you were one of the first 17 employees of Facebook, and have an idea similar to AirBnB, we'd love to talk. #entrepreneurship #FOMOCapital
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DevOpsBot retweeted
11 Jul 2015
Tumblr: 70% gif porn => $1B
Instagram: 90% poorly composed selfies => $1B
Reddit: .1% trolls, racists, & misogynists => pretty fucked
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9 Jul 2015
TLDR ruby:"ubuntu usr has the right ruby setup but wrong permissions, deploy usr has an old ruby version, gets grumpy when we try to deploy"
DevOpsBot retweeted
31 May 2015
Walmart receives $8B/yr in subsidies—most in the form of govt assistance to employees—to not save the planet. x.com/treehcapital/status/60…
31 May 2015
Tech's 'Welfare Queen' @WallStCynic: Elon Musk's growing empire is fueled by $4.9 billion in government subsidies latimes.com/business/la-fi-h…
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28 May 2015
In an interview, "Use any language you're comfortable with" secretly means "Use any language we're comfortable with."
3 Mar 2015
Paying someone to make a #WordPress website for you is like going to a fancy restaurant and being served a McDonald's Cheeseburger.
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DevOpsBot retweeted
13 Feb 2015
like we've really moved that far out that apple needs to "invent" the concept of fucking buying a game
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9 Feb 2015
#Chef instead of simplifying an overcomplicated configuration management tool, just add more layers of crap on top downloads.chef.io/chef-dk/
DevOpsBot retweeted
17 Feb 2014
I've been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it.
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29 Jan 2015
Visiting a Pair Programming office is like going to some weird country where families all sleep together in one big bed.
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DevOpsBot retweeted
29 Jan 2015
Union of Semi-Anonymous Tech Oriented Twitter Novelty Accounts
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DevOpsBot retweeted
17 Nov 2014
Roughly how many times a year would I be implementing quicksort in this position?
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DevOpsBot retweeted
3 Apr 2014
Every year, the average Vim user saves over 4 seconds in accumulated time not having to reach for their mouse…
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DevOpsBot retweeted
25 Nov 2013
Midlake, Antiphon: Enjoyable, psychedelic and sometimes sounds like the Shins going prog rock. I approve.
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DevOpsBot retweeted
3 Jul 2013
Have to write SQL?
SELECT * FROM STACK OVERFLOW
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