CEO/CIO/CTO with 30 yrs coding. I build tools, solve gnarly ops, and grow communities. Off-grid in a tiny smart home powered by solar, curiosity and OSS tech.
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I once knew a "tech" company that was so lazy they couldn't even strip spaces from a credit card when pasted into the card number input.
... oh hai @Microsoft ... you lazy fuckers
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When I think innovation @Microsoft is not a word that comes to mind ... ever!
You can search 90 days of history... but only if its less than 10 days of data..... 🤨
Insert slow clap here 👏
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We built it for Steam, now it's everywhere.
MysteryOS by Clermont Digital is live on iOS and Android.
mysteryos.app
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I wish to thank @Microsoft for creating such an amazing shit show in a user experience that even basic products wont load.
Well done team. You took a simple function like an ecommerce site and really messed it up.
Thats a hidden skill that is!
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nobody is asking the important question about github:
what if MICROSOFT built github??
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DeveloperSteve retweeted
Apr 12
Best performance of Coachella 2026.
Nine Inch Nails performing with Boys Noize as Nine Inch Noize with his wife Mariqueen Maandig from How to Destroy Angels.
Song is "Heresy" from The Downward Spiral album but remixed.
Unc Reznor's still got it. Youngsters can't keep up.🔥
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This isn’t entirely correct, these companies were already overvalued and now they are loosing market share to custom built solutions.
Apr 10
bro was right.
Atlassian down 75%. HubSpot down 69%. Figma down 86%.
Almost all of them down 30–70% from their 52-week highs.
AI is literally eating software alive and repricing every company in real time.
SaaS is cooked fr 😭
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DeveloperSteve retweeted
Apr 3
Yup, platform activity is surging. There were 1 billion commits in 2025. Now, it's 275 million per week, on pace for 14 billion this year if growth remains linear (spoiler: it won't.)
GitHub Actions has grown from 500M minutes/week in 2023 to 1B minutes/week in 2025, and now 2.1B minutes so far this week.
So we're pushing incredibly hard on more CPUs, scaling services, and strengthening GitHub’s core features.
And as a fine purveyor of hand-crafted shit code for many years, I'm not gonna weigh in on that. 🤣
Apr 3
I would like to make my apologies for defending M$, but I must from time to time.
I have to put respect on github for handling the amount of shit code that has been added over the last 3 months.
literally 10s of billions of lines of code that will never see the light of a CPU
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Funny story, @EmmaCoochin and me needed to build a shed.
Next minute, we have another new product launching
plotplan.land/
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However the OG devs know how it all works, its the prompt script kiddies that don't understand what they are doing.
The vibe coding crash is coming.
Thousands of apps built by people
who can't explain a single line of their own codebase.
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I submitted the MysteryOS Android app for review today and learned that Android fragmentation is alive and well.
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Says the dictator with a crumbling CMS empire
Mar 23
I feel like "This is the year of static sites!" is the new "This is the year of Linux desktop!"
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Yawn 🥱 the API could already be used to do this anyway
Mar 20
WordPress.com now lets AI agents write and publish posts, and more techcrunch.com/2026/03/20/wo…
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