Washed up golfer, but a certified bomber and AimPoint expert, future CPA, LCHS Bulldog🐶, OTC Eagle 🦅 alum, #MizzouMade🐯, and #GirlDad
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Hello world!
On 1/15/24 at 6:08 PM, @Dem_Riss and I welcomed our beautiful daughter, Veda Marie Dembinski. She weighed 6 pounds 10 ounces and was 18.5 inches long!
Both mom and baby are doing great! I can’t wait to experience this exciting change in life! #GirlDad
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Not all 73’s are created equal. Today it felt like I played better than I scored, and I even showed some signs of life! Last week everything felt wrong and terrible. Score doesn’t show it, but I can feel a big breakthrough coming
Great day for a walk. Feeling like the game is taking a turn for the better, let’s see if we can put it together for 18 holes
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Great day for a walk. Feeling like the game is taking a turn for the better, let’s see if we can put it together for 18 holes
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Oh man what a day:
Sat in the hospital for about 5 hours because Marissa had very high blood pressure. She has been diagnosed with preeclampsia again, and the goal is to get to 37 weeks, with a worse case scenario being 34 weeks (we just got to 32 weeks yesterday)
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With our toddler trying new foods, one thing we preach to our family is “don’t yuck someone else’s yum”
But sometimes, especially in golf, you just can’t help it. So, what’s a golf course that you can’t stand but everyone else seems to love?
For me it’s Tournament Club of Iowa
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I need someone to explain to me like I’m 3 why anyone would put a $40 cutting board on a depreciation schedule, and straight-line depreciating it over 10 years
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I did not in fact break 80.
I currently don’t want to touch a golf club ever again. I was genuinely surprised to see that I had a positive SG driving
Had a blast with @mawarren34! I’m glad we didn’t play for any money, because he would’ve taken me for everything I own #ISuck
Playing Bent Tree Golf Club in Council Bluffs, IA with @mawarren34. Playing the 7,022 yard black tees, par 72 74.9/137. Will I break 80?
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Playing Bent Tree Golf Club in Council Bluffs, IA with @mawarren34. Playing the 7,022 yard black tees, par 72 74.9/137. Will I break 80?
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Thinking of either ordering hybrid irons or quitting golf altogether and taking up pickleball. Anyone have any good recommendations on either options? Heard a lot of clubs are putting in pickleball courts these days, so I can still do some good networking 🤷🏼♂️
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Devon Dembinski retweeted
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"If we don't start beating top 25 teams, they're gonna put my ass on TV"
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Best way to find out what's REALLY going on at SEC Meetings is to have a spy in the room.
Thanks @CoachDrinkwitz... & Your Move, @Lane_Kiffin
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8/16, sports suck, hockey is stupid, golf is dumb, but thank goodness we’re only 100 days away from Mizzou football (let’s see how they break my heart even more)
8/16! #GoAvsGo
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Avs in the WCF = SHIT
My current golf game these past = SHIT
I’m gonna go drink a bottle of bleach to put myself to sleep
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Had a blast playing Veenker today with @captshinnster @JishSwish & @_consistentgolf today. The round was filled with some good shots, some not so good ones, and A LOT of beaver pelts!
Highlight of the day came on 16 where all 4 of us had a GIR and the longest birdie putt was 11’
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Devon Dembinski retweeted
Malia Clayburg of Coon Rapids Bayard qualifies 7th for the 100 Hurdles finals at the 2026 State Track Meet and talks with Carroll Broadcasting Sports Network
@CRB_Athletics @DevonDembinski @huskerblankman
youtu.be/SFJUOuxkBhA?si=F8xi…
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Devon Dembinski retweeted
May 20
Coon Rapids Bayard Boys Golf qualified for the State Tournament. next week. Head Coach Andy Klein talked with Carroll Broadcasting Sports Network
@CRB_Athletics @DevonDembinski @mason_nieland
sports.1380kcim.com/podcast/
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Devon Dembinski retweeted
May 18
Coon Rapids Bayard Boys Golf advances to State along with Jack Lenz and Braxton Vonnahme of Kuemper and Charlie Nattress of SCC. Check out the District recaps on the Brincks Exteriors Sports Report
@CRB_Athletics @DevonDembinski @_KnightLife @scc_swarm
sports.1380kcim.com/boys-dis…
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8/16! #GoAvsGo
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7/16! #GoAvsGo
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