poop

Joined March 2012
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How many teams gonna go out and hire a scientist now
The smartest man in hockey
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If you’re trying to tell me the hurricanes had the same amount of stars as the 21 lightning and 22 avs then I just don’t value your model.
The Carolina Hurricanes are the 2026 Stanley Cup Winners! Are we sensing a theme?! The last 7 Stanley Cup Winners had 5 true stars, 9 of the last 10 had 5 true stars.
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Bloggers from Outnumbered & Broad Steet Hockey, mc79hockey and A Theory of Ice just won the Stanley Cup.
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I can understand why the default would be to trust that NHL teams know more about every aspect of the game than random bloggers.
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If he can stay healthy he’s 85% of mark stone But I fear he can’t stay healthy.
"They [Flyers] looooooove Tyson Foerster...they believe they are going to be proven right over the long term that Tyson Foerster is going to be a true top-line winger who is just awesome in all 3 zones...We'll see if they're right but they believe that." What is TyFo's ceiling?
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Photo taken in East Rutherford, New Jersey
“So we both agree New York IS the World Cup?”
Community note
This game (and thus picture) took place in East Rutherford, New Jersey which is not in New York. usatoday.com/story/sports/s…
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When did it become cool to sucker punch ppl and run away like a loser.
This one Spurs fan is ready to take on all of New York City tonight
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"I heard pretty early on that the Rangers aren't a team that [Larkin] views as desirable right now. They don't check the winning box enough. It's probably not a destination at this stage that he'd be willing to waive his no-trade clause to go to." #NYR
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I do not want any more can’t skate dudes. I only want dudes who can skate.
Some rumours about Mason McTavish potentially being on the move (MTL?). He's still young and has some promising small-area skill, but his lack of footspeed, defensive involvement, and limited time with the puck are all red flags.
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Being bad at golf during a scramble actually rocks. Zero pressure. Nobody expects you to do anything. But, everybody will remember those 1-2 good shots/putts you had
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If Twitter existed in 1770s ;
England national team's van containing match cleats and training equipment was stolen from while in transit from Florida to Kansas City. The FA are liaising with local police in an attempt to recover the missing items. (per @CraigHope_DM, @Jack_Gaughan)
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Wow
Very few times have I EVER heard the Star Spangled Banner sang this impressively. Bravo chads 🥃
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This was me in 2004 but with Keith Primeau
Some 12 year old watching hockey for the first time thinks 37 year old Jordan Staal is the best player in the world
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Right but that’s grass.
0.3% of the water consumed by US golf courses last year
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Don’t tell me it’s over, one of my favorite blink songs, finally on Spotify.
Take Off Your Pants And Jacket (25 Year Anniversary Edition) is out now everywhere.
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Cates!
my nhl awards ballot 🏆
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If it’s 10 Florida Vegas Minnesota Utah Dallas Canes Tampa Buffalo Montreal Devils? Ducks, sharks, islanders, flyers
It’s gonna go way beyond 3 teams. I think the list is closer to 10
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If edm eats some money he’s fine. From a flyers perspective if they don’t pay too much to get him then whatever. Hes an improvement over seeler. But if its like tippet or something that’s a disaster
Replying to @JFreshHockey
it's revealing that the vast majority of people describing Nurse as a sub-AHL level scrub are not Oilers fans. he's just overpaid
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Love thunderstorms season
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Devils always off-season champions
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I remember being so happy with this outcome, looking back what a disaster 😭
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