Husband calls: Borrow me this money for this purpose
Me: based on bliv and trust, okay give me payback timeline
Husband: 3 months
Me: okay, send money
Husband: Thank you
Wife: Thank you
3 months later, silenceβ¦..
Me: @ 7 monthsβ¦.
Call husband: how far nah
Husband: abeg no vex, plenty story
Me: okay no yawa, final 3 more months
Me: @ Month 9β¦
Call husband: Abeg make plans so by end of month 10 every go settle
Next dayβ¦
Wife call: insult the living day light out of me say I dey pressure her husband
Me: π«. Never again!
You will have a higher chance of seeing Jesus Christ than to get me to give any soul a loan, not in this lifetime again.
Her : Please I need your help, I need 100k to sort out part of my house rent
Me: Iβm so so sorry, this is a bad time for me. I hope you get the help from someone else
Her: I know you have it, you are in that big house and you are saying you donβt have 100k
Me : Make I sell am because I wan give you money?? Blocked
O tea yah wehrey