Twas the night before Chromesmas,
And all through the house
Not a VeeFriend was stirring
Not even Mojo Mouse
The top loaders were stacked on the table with care,
With hopes that ole Gary soon would be there
The breakers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Erupts danced in their heads
With Jeremy in his bowler hat, and Corso in his stache
We all settle in for 200 spots to pass
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my Anthros chair to see what’s the matter
But what to my wondering eyes should appear
But my boxes of Chrome, and a pissed off UPS driver
With a Knicks jersey and a big stack of receipts,
I knew that it had to be ole
@garyvee
As I opened the packs the cards flashed oh so bright,
I knew that I’d speak of their names day and night
Now Empy, and Robot, and Wizard and Fairy
On Lucky Black Cat and a Skelly so Scary
With my boxes stacked up to the top of my wall,
I knew that I just had to open them all
….
As he sprang to his truck, after watching me open everything in sight
He said Merry Chromesmas to all, and to all a goodnight
💚🐈⬛