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It’s slowly draining my health but I have a 20% higher chance of finding an onion ring in my fries.
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Sackville Baggins retweeted
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And nobody thought to test such a common scenario before foisting that thing on the customers...
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Breaking: millions of Americans hear bad bunny music for the first time in their lives, are underwhelmed.
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If you don’t eat real food rfk is sending mike tyson to your house to punch you in the face
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My entire feed is people complaining about having to wait a week for a 30 minute episode of AKOTSK and people analyzing why some people are wasting a third of their income on doordash.
The instant gratification generation.
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I remember growing up in the 90s and everyone watched the superbowl even if they didn’t watch football because the commercials would be interesting.
Today I expect a parade of subversive slop designed specifically to offend me.
Im simply not participating at all. Don’t care.
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Sackville Baggins retweeted
Jan 28
First it’s just noise. Then they drop the beat—a hidden message. Now the SAME noise hits different. Brain unlocked. Has the media been doing this to us forever.🧠🔐
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Oh, we’re doing Reddit mods making fools of themselves?
Don’t forget about this gem.
I can’t wait until communism finally takes hold so I can attend one of his lectures on philosophy.
youtu.be/3yUMIFYBMnc?si=x8Lb…
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Open X app
The feed loads, you see a post that sparks your interest for 0.3 seconds.
The feed refreshes, that legendary meme is lost forever.
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This is what law enforcement officers are SUPPOSED TO DO per every official policy I am familiar with, not wildly open fire on the vehicle.
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Hold the door open for people who are unreasonably far away from the door.
See what your personal record can be for distance halfheartedly jogged by the person behind you.
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You can watch TNG in any order and understand what’s happening on the episode and enjoy it.
The further you get away from that, the worse your star trek show gets.
If you haven’t watched TNG go watch “measure of a man” and you should get hooked.
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Someone showing you the image they made with AI has the same energy as them describing their dream to you.
I could not be less interested.
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Sackville Baggins retweeted
29 Dec 2025
It is a profound credit to the structural integrity of modern civilization that someone of your particular brand of cognition is not only able to survive but actually flourish. In any other era of human history, the uncompromising mechanisms of natural selection would have surely intervened; yet here you stand…as a walking, breathing monument to the sheer excess of society's charity.
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idk what kind of fraud somalis in daycares are doing but i think it’s a separate crime to try and storm w a camera into a daycare w kids in it??
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