Ditchmelon Enthusiast
Joined August 2010
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Jun 15
does weed give u lung cancer or does it just make you stupid and gay
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Jun 15
I HATE YOU DONALD TRUMP I HATE YOU IRAN I HATE OIL FUTURES
THE PRICE OF OIL JUST CRASHED I WAS 3X LEVERAGED ON OIL FUTURES I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Jun 14
My horny ass would’ve cummed 😂
Jun 14
Dana White faces off with Kai Trump in the UFC White House octagon 😂
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Took less than a week of being active on here for the zucc like behavior that I was trying to leave to rear it's head. Fucks sake man.
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Jun 14
*Beethoven music playing*
Black teen: "Yo why they playin Sephiroth music in here"
*does a backflip and breaks his neck on a marble fountain*
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Jun 14
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Jun 13
Sitting along a river, w/quiet sounds of running water and birds, is soothing. There is the regularity of it in time and volume - it doesn’t shock you. But probably also there is something in us designed to take these sounds.
The asshole w/the loud motorcycle should be shot.
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
All comic books should be a dollar and printed on as cheap of material needed to make that possible
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Local cops with ALPRs on half the patrol units took 3 months to find my stolen car, less than a mile from the cop shop, and there were 2 long faded "move this shit or its getting towed" stickers on it. They found it by hitting it. They THEN had it towed and left drugs in it.
Jun 13
The men who want to defund the police live in gated communities
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I had to pay for the tow btw. Then call the staties to the tow yard to take the drugs that were in it. Chief refused my calls asking to be compensated for the fucking DOOR *THEY* HIT.
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Same jurisdiction 10 years later, all up in my fucking yard, running the tags on every vehicle on the property because my neighbor 100 yards away is having a dv thing. Then theyre running radar out of my fucking driveway at 2am a month after that. WHAT THE FUCK AM I PAYING FOR?
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Roundabouts are the ultimate test of agency. If you prefer roundabouts to lights, you control your own destiny. High agency. Yield left, it’s too easy. People who hate roundabouts are low agency. Sheep. Cattle. Let the light tell me what to do. I’m scared.
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
Apr 19
Whoever called weed “goynip” was so unbelievably on point.
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For the love of god would SOMEBODY at @Apple PLEASE put the speakerphone function behind a $2 paywall. It would have a measurable positive effect on the quality of life for everyone.
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Scrap Copper Aficionado retweeted
16 Oct 2025
I don’t care about the shit stain in your pants, I deal with homeless ppl covered in shit every shift. But if you have a babydick? Forget about it! You’re getting strapped to the stretcher like Jesus on the cross , pants off rolled right into ER for the world to see
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