One time I was at a Chinese restaurant with a foreign coworker and he said “Hey what your fortune cookie say?”, and I said, not even really thinking about it, “It says ‘Help me I’m trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory” and, to my surprise, it got a huge laugh, the guy was practically slapping the table. So some time later, like years later, I’m at a similar restaurant and the guy I’m eating with asks what my fortune is and I respond, really throwing my whole pussy into it, “You’re not gonna believe this but it says ‘Help! I’m trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!!!”, and he just looked at me and said “Oh…funny…”