Saints / Wolverines / Atlanta Braves fan · Sometimes ATLUTD when I'm not angry • Barfly, so some of these might be less than sober · Pro BLM, LGBTQIA ❤️
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9 Nov 2024
I think in another life I would have been a gas station attendant writing bad poetry about the customers
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Ok so let me get this straight. I just watched multiple episodes where Issa has to stay with Daniel because she's essentially homeless and unable to afford a place to herself only to turn around and quit her full time job? Yeah ok
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Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French
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yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's fire
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Dave Portnoy calls on Trump to denounce the Michelle Obama slur that took place on the White House south lawn.
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Jun 15
Just watched a stupid ass yte man with a microphone at the UFC event talk about Jesus being his savior then his next sentence was that Michelle Obama is a man. That’s what I think about white Christianity
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This stuff is the way, the truth, and the light.
Jun 14
I should report to you all that I used this <$2 Suave shampoo last night and now this morning my hair is bouncier and shinier than it has been since high school probably
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If you sit still in the deepest part of the shade there's a slight breeze today
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Hawks maybe! Falcons......
Jun 14
will we see a hawks or falcons championship in our lifetime?
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Jalen Brunson's dad is a repeat sex offender? 😬
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Jun 14
i love my great country new york city
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Me every single night before I have to wake up early: hey what if I kill myself
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Jun 13
i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst
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Jun 14
OUR QB'S NAME IS EUGENE
OUR COLORS ARE WHITE AND GREEN
CATCH US AT 1 JETS DRIVE
KNICKS 👏 IN 👏 FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They just won the championship BTW
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Atlanta Hawks: 2 playoff wins over Knicks
Rest of NBA: 1 playoff win over Knicks
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Dave portnoy suicide livestream when
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