comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below
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14 Sep 2023
My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio.
An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.
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I guess Mamdani just put out a press release that tonight it’s legal to grab a cop’s gun
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Jun 13
unpopular opinion: if you're attracted to a woman, you should be allowed to follow her
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Jun 12
that was such a cool trick how after the pandemic every landlord agreed that rent would be $500 more per month
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Jun 10
I just ate a huge bag of gummy bears and now my stomach hurts, do you think I have cancer?
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Jun 9
not looking forward to my peers' impending horror short film output tbh
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Jun 9
imagine how sick this game would be if he could wake up and do stuff
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Jun 9
he just like me frfr
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Jun 8
enjoy your little sportsball game tonight, I’ll be bettering myself through the power of books
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Jun 6
Byron Allen to Rodney Dangerfield: Now I understand you seem to be having some respect issues in your marriage ?
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audio engineer checking in, here’s why he’s wrong
There was no wash board on the track, the percussion was created by myself, I used a cabassa, foot stomp on a piece of wood & mouth percussion. The rhythm was emphasised by me playing a Gibson acoustic guitar without using a pick. Paul King emphasised Mike Cole’s stand up bass part by playing a glass jug, Colin Earl played an acoustic grand piano & I also played a 1960 Fender Strat with my fingers through a 1963 Marshall top as well as singing the two vocal tracks. The recording took place in Pye Studio one on an 8 track machine through a Neve desk & Tannoy monitors
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