he/him. AnCom monstrosity. -18 DNI. just here to unwind and post about stuff I don't like.
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21 Nov 2020
*Me, dragged from my suburban home during the uprising*
Noooooo I'm a comrade! Check my tweets! My tweeeeeeeetsssss!
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Feb 28
*watching another American style liberation*
Surely, this one will end well.
Ah, well nevertheless...
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It's not our fault the only way American society designs any system is "pyramid scheme". Oh society can't function without infinite growth? Can't see how that will ever be bad.
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2 Sep 2025
Babe I'm gonna blue
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John C. Reply Guy🌽🥫🖤 retweeted
16 Aug 2025
Porches are from Portugal
14 Aug 2025
Jews are from Judea.
Arabs are from Arabia.
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8 Aug 2025
It's not at all like making fun of babies.
He's a professional with massive draft capital getting surpassed by his peers.
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25 Jul 2025
He's had a perfectly good guy in front of him this whole time he's just blind
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25 Jul 2025
My meals at home cost 530$/day someone help me budget:
15$: pork shoulder
5$: spices
500$: half a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle 15 year
10$: wood pellets
23 Jul 2025
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
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22 Jul 2025
The united states, at the height of the cold war with communism, armed and funded the Khmer Rouge. That should tell you all you need to know about how "communist" the capitalists thought Pol Pot actually was.
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John C. Reply Guy🌽🥫🖤 retweeted
21 Jul 2025
Brazil, Indiana is actually as exciting as it sounds. Please enjoy the soup chronicles:
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13 Jul 2025
WHY ISNT HE LAZERING GAZAN CHILDREN 0/10
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13 Jul 2025
There was a turf war between the Serbians, Macedonians, and Greeks in my high school with multiple hospitalizations.
8000 miles away from "Balkania".
The Balkans should unite into an empire called Balkania. It would be unstoppable:
- 70 MILLION people
- The SEVENTH largest GDP in Europe
- MOUNTAINS
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3 Jul 2025
We had a commitment to making life shittier for the rest of the world to enrich ourselves and they were all too busy rebuilding from a devastating world war to stop us.
2 Jul 2025
Just one lifetime ago in the United States, our grandfathers could buy a home, buy a car, have 3 to 4 children, keep their wives at home, take annual vacations, and then retire… all on one middle-class salary. What happened?
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John C. Reply Guy🌽🥫🖤 retweeted
1 Jul 2025
I hope this email cranks your hog
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22 Jun 2025
New York city has 3x the GDP of my entire state and like 3% of the US GDP. It's a world capital. No one gives a shit who the mayor of Appleton WI is grow up.
21 Jun 2025
I hope Mamdani wins, but I genuinely think it's super unhealthy that we're all tuned into and invested in local elections for cities we don't live.
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19 Jun 2025
The hubris of a billionaire tells them they could leave a world capital, largest, richest, busiest city in the USA and it'll crumble. Not absorb the paltry remnant they left but lament the loss and beg for their return. As if no one else could possibly be such a pillar.
18 Jun 2025
If Zohran Mamdani wins, several billionaires told me they'll leave NYC—or at the very least spend more time outside it to avoid city taxes.
“It only takes a handful of successful people to leave to decimate the city’s tax base," said @BillAckman (who plans on staying in NYC)
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17 Jun 2025
Extra bee
31 Mar 2015
Senior U.S official denies reports Iran has bee
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13 May 2025
She could be my wife at any size tbh
12 May 2025
Sony Pictures Television has acquired the distribution rights to the upcoming series ‘THE MINIATURE WIFE’ starring Elizabeth Banks and Matthew Macfadyen.
Inspired by the eponymous short story about a man who accidentally shrinks his wife.
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30 Apr 2025
Holy shit you got 3 innocent families eradicated with nothing but novice sleuthing, a few drops of bloodlust, and an assist from American laziness and your reaction is "solemnly, oops. Like look here's some pocket change now i must continue the terror."
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5 Apr 2025
Is the problem too much quality or the idea you can't explicity picture her jerking you and your brother at the same time?
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13 Mar 2025
Pictured: Larry Fink
12 Mar 2025
Larry Fink of BlackRock, $BLK, has said that investors should "buy the dip."
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