Tireless in nest-feathering for our NHS. Named Britain's biggest grifter by Forbes. "Non-profit" beneficiary. I am a Doctor, but not doing anything useful.
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As a prominent Doctor, I am often asked:
"Doctor, for whom will you be voting on May 7th?"
The simple answer is of course
"My bank account, darling" xx ๐
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Jeremy, Darling...
If you ever felt inclined to remember us in your will, I promise weโd turn it into something loudly, chaotically, and unapologetically good.
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No refugee underfunded a hospital. No refugee closed a school. No refugee gave tax breaks to the rich.
Instead of scapegoating refugees, let's tackle the real problem: an unjust economic system that concentrates wealth in the hands of the few.
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Procurement? Darling, I once acquired a taxidermied peacock, three identical kettles, and a man named Clive in a single afternoon. No tender process. No oversight. Just vibes and an untraceable card. xx ๐๐
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Iโve long believed in the power of procurement.
It can strengthen Britain's critical industrial resilience as part of what I call 'securonomics'.
And applying a new 'public interest test' for contracting decisions will strengthen our public services.
theguardian.com/business/202โฆ
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Darling, no!
Kindly send large denomination notes of all kinds to yours truly instead. Phil has appalling taste.
Dr. Juju Patterson
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Cayman Islands
If you find yourself in possession of new bank notes that you find unacceptable, post them to
Phil Myers
53, I'll ave em Street
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ยฃ2! Iโve seen loose change under a car seat with more commitment. Donโt tell me the purse only opens that far while the rest of the wallet is on a spa retreat. Absolute nonsense. If youโre going to give, GIVE. If not, at least donโt pretend youโve moved mountains with bus fare.
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Apparently we are ONLY ยฃ751 away from the crowdfunding target which means we are painfully close to unlocking all the extremely important, absolutely necessary things I need to spend money on immediately. xx
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Far right trolls are saying JuJu deletes evidence of grifting upon completion of her holid... campaign crowd funders๐จ๐จ๐จ
This one has an innocent explanation. Everyone has deleted personal items from their Amazon order history, right? ๐๐๐ฎ๐
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Cheap at twice the price!
Now there's an idea ๐๐๐
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Well fuck me! She's at it again.
This woman has no shame. She gave up working in 2019 has since been leaching off of the gullible on social media
This will take her close to ยฃ260,000 in crowdfunding alone. Remarkably fully backed by @crowdfunderuk
Who's making money?
SHE IS!
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Who'dya think? xx ๐
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
But you aren't just a Doctor
You are SuperJu
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.@JujuliaGrace
Challenge time! ๐๐๐
Simply click a link and buy now to feel morally superior for 3โ5 business days.
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Without your support, vital NHS services such as my kitchen extension and radiology or some sh!t will continue to suffer. Can I pwease make it to another 100 neurotics by the end of the week? I'll send each of you a doctor-themed piece of clingfilm ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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๐จIโve curated my most influential pieces from the past six months โ because access to brilliance should be universal.
The articles themselves are free, though there is a very modest ยฃ10 handling fee for the emotional labour of sharing them. xx ๐๐๐
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
๐จ ยฃ50, darling, and weโll lob an unsold Christmas card at an MP, bulging obscenely with our dull campaign tat. Festive. Pointless. #SoProud xx ๐
๐จ Just 24 hours to save the NHS, lovelies! xx
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
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๐จ Artis-ANAL? You have my full attention. Tarqs x ๐
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Darling, Iโd go on television to debate Wes Streeting about the NHS because someone has to bring facts, flair, and the merchandise. While others waffle in committees, Iโm single-handedly saving the service with hoodies, tote bags, and vision. Youโre welcome.โ ๐๐บโจ
16 Dec 2025
What would be the point of that? You have already decided it is the government at fault while you have no responsibility for the state of the NHS , so whatโs to debate?
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If thereโs one thing this Doctor can't stand, itโs wannabe doctors masquerading as experts while peddling their political grift. #Icky xx ๐
@doctoriaindarcy
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