He’s just dunked his digestive. Make it fall back into the cup before it reaches his mouth. 🎬

*PLEASE RT* Account restricted. Nah @KaskaJessica I’m not reevaluating a damn thing. I’ve seen firsthand what your spiteful, misogynistic, homophobic movement has done. I watched you slowly , but surely, destroy every single thing we built. Stop trying to gaslight me. You insisted on violating women’s spaces & sports. You insisted on involving other people’s children. You insisted on being as vile & despicable to every single person who attempted to debate with you. Your ‘movement’ is going down the pan. People are wising up. You want to drag us all down with you. Ain’t gonna happen. 🤷 PLEASE RT. Account restricted.

🚨 Hi Folks! It’s that special time of year where @eurostar and their utterly incompetent leadership team take the massive festive dildo and ram it dry into their unsuspecting passengers. Leaving passengers stranded on trains overnight is an abject failure of established contingency, not to mention inhumane. They have had 30 years to get this right so let’s be a little patient, eh?! Oy veh! 🤦‍♂️ news.sky.com/story/eurostar-…

🚨 Say hi to Skeletor and the @Eurostar leadership team. “Working every day to make your journey better” (Great progress). I also have pleasure in introducing Lt Commander Worf, the slapheaded Diversity police officer. Your train service may be fucked up but at least a one armed 3ft Somalian gender-fluid transvestite is driving the train. 🚊 Oy gevalt!

I hear that you “ate” it in the same way as Richard Gere 😉

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🚨 Fuck the BBC with a BBC! 🍆

I’m quite fucking happy that these fucking woke cunts got their fucking comeuppance. Fucking cunts.

GENERAL ERECTION NOW!!!

I provided photographic evidence of my male gender once, albeit unsolicited. I served 3 years. Talk about a two tier justice system.

@OxfordUnion 🚨 The “last bastion of free speech” courageously switching off replies! 🤣 Knob-ends

🚨 And for a mere £25.99, you too can be the proud owner of a bamboo EveryDoctor phone holder to support the Holy NHS and bank roll my next holiday to the Maldives 🇲🇻. Dig Deep! Ju x 💙

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Don't forget Our Support Coffee, Our Climate Warrior. Our Tarqs @benjamin_chode tirelessly stripped every Hard-Right Premier Inn in the land of their Maxwell House SuperSmooth Instant Packs, then Our Doc flogged them off at 20x the price ('Brazilian Special Brew'). Ah, nostalgia!

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In which Our Doc Juju wanders around one of her homes, constantly playing with her hair and fluttering her eyelashes—all classic traits of a greedy narcissist. Sadly for her, her self-absorption prevents her from realising what a bad look this is! 🙄😂

@davidicke Where can I get one of these?

@wesstreeting 🚨 🚨 Hey Wes. This freeloading twat with a face like a baboon’s arsehole reckons she’s well ‘ard.

Thanks @grok Black Londoners (13% of population) account for 61% of knife murder perpetrators, 53% of broader knife crime perpetrators (2022 data). White Londoners: 18.1% of knife murder perpetrators. - **Age**: Adolescents/young adults (10–24) most involved; weapon-carrying rises with age (30% at 11–13, 52.6% at 18–19). - **Gender**: Males dominate (66.2% perpetrators, 72.8% victims vs. 6.4% and 22.2% for females). - **Socioeconomic**: High crime in deprived boroughs (e.g., Newham, Haringey); gang activity often involves young males from disadvantaged backgrounds.

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