Something - Anything - BeJoe

Joined January 2021
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We've been working on this for a while, and it's finally here. A better, faster way to query @solana history. If your wallet history lags or your explorer spins on lookups, the bottleneck is usually the storage layer. Bigtable is used across most of the industry, but was never designed for how Solana actually gets queried. It's slow for random access, nearly impossible to adapt, and hasn't meaningfully evolved since its genesis. And the egress costs? Don't get us started. We couldn't patch it. So we rebuilt it from scratch. Hydrant is Triton's new Rust backend running on ClickHouse with: → columnar storage physically sorted for each query → materialised views created at write time → dedicated routing for hot addresses like USDC → head cache that serves recent data at 0.57 ms P50 Three methods live, dramatically faster and more cost efficient. Pricing is flat across the entire ledger: $0.08/GB $10/M requests, genesis to tip, same as any standard RPC request. And as if that wasn't enough, it's soon going open-source under AGPL! Full breakdown: blog.triton.one/introducing-…
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The Hollow Men American capitalism is rotting from the head down. We have replaced the "Owner-Operator"—the risk-taker-with a new, parasitic class of corporate bureaucrat: The Risk-Free Insider. By "Insider," I am not referring to a specific title. I am referring to the entire administrative state that has captured the modern corporation. This includes the Directors who exist solely to collect fees, the Executives who exist solely to collect bonuses, and the Managers who exist solely to hire consultants. These are the hollow men of the boardroom. They are masters of PowerPoint. They wear the right suits. They say the right buzzwords about "governance" and "ESG." But they are mercenaries fighting a war with someone else’s ammunition. In a functioning economy, authority is tied to liability. If you make a bad decision, you lose your own money. That fear of loss is the only thing that keeps a business honest. It forces you to cut waste, obsess over the customer, and stay late to fix what is broken. Today, we have severed that link. We have rigged the game so that heads, the Insider wins; tails, the shareholder loses. If the stock goes up, the Insider collects a massive performance bonus. If the stock crashes due to their own incompetence, they are fired with a "Golden Parachute" worth tens of millions. They are gambling with the house’s money, and they never leave the table poorer than they arrived. This looting starts in the boardroom. We have normalized a "Country Club" culture where directors are selected based on social profiling rather than their ability to build a business. The modern board member is often a professional tourist—paid an average of $350,000 a year. Let’s be brutally honest about what that number represents. The average director is paid nearly five times the GDP per capita of the United States. They earn more for attending four quarterly lunches than the vast majority of Americans earn in five years of hard labor. And for what? Most of these directors are "over-boarded," sitting on three or four boards simultaneously. They treat directorships as a gig economy for the elite. They fly in, rubber-stamp a compensation package they didn't read, and fly out. They collect checks from companies they do not understand, do not use, and certainly do not love. They are not there to ask hard questions. They are there to be collegial. They are there to protect the other Insiders. And what happens when these boards hire executives who also have no personal capital at risk? We get the Delegation Economy. When a Risk-Free Insider faces a crisis—bloated expenses, a broken supply chain, or a stale product—they do not roll up their sleeves. They hire a consultant. They pay a strategy firm millions of shareholder dollars to produce a 100-page deck telling them what they already know. This is not management. It is intellectual money laundering. They use shareholder capital to buy an insurance policy for their own careers. If the plan fails, they can blame the consultants. They delegate the work because they are terrified of the responsibility. They would rather preside over a slow, comfortable decline than risk a bold mistake. While American Insiders are busy optimizing their severance packages, our global competitors are optimizing their products. They are not slowed down by bureaucracy. They are not waiting for a slide deck. They are outworking us. If we continue to fill our C-suites with administrators instead of operators, we will lose our edge. We will see iconic American franchises hollowed out by fees, managed for the benefit of the Insiders, while the true owners—the shareholders—are left holding the bag. The time for polite governance is over. If we want to save the American economy from mediocrity, we must demand a return to the "Owner’s Mentality." We need leaders who treat shareholder capital with the same reverence they treat their own savings. The era of the Risk-Free Insider must end.
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Tomorrow I am talking with @wedtm about how to find your 4kb @solana transactions from 3 years ago in a 500 Tb heap of 4kb transactions in milliseconds. Pirates Parley Powered by @triton_one 4 PM UTC Here on X
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Only 15 hours remain! Have you locked in your #C3 yet, or are you going to be begging your friends for some?
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18 Sep 2025
We are signing 2 new robotics teams as charter members of the Corporeal Combat League. I was planning on sharing them with you today but the docs are taking longer so tomorrow! One last thing… how many robots do you think we can destroy here?
17 Sep 2025
This is an announcement of a pending announcement for @corporealai. Big news later today.
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13 Sep 2025
Real autonomous AI fighting robots Mythbusters-style videos? Yes please. Need @donttrythis as a guest on there!
Are you ready, soldier? Let's build: presale.corporeal.ai
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13 Sep 2025
Check out what we’re doing with @corporealai! BattleBots MythBusters
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13 Sep 2025
If you've been following my combat robotics journey, now is your chance to join in the fun! If not, here's a quick refresh: x.com/wedtm/status/196291969… @addarg7 and I have spent countless nights and weekends the past several months figuring out how to bring the thrill of combat robotics to the masses.

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13 Sep 2025
Presale is live for @corporealai 🧵
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RT @corporealai: Are you ready, soldier? Let's build: presale.corporeal.ai

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RT @corporealai: Friday. Notifications on.
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19 Aug 2025
Hey guys, let's buy this and blow it up on stream. Who's in?
19 Aug 2025
Selling a Unitree H1-2 in San Francisco. 100% functional, no mechanical issues. On latest firmware. Upgraded model with Nvidia Orin board. Only 4 months old. Can attach 5 finger hands. 129K MSRP selling to best offer. Available now for local pickup. DM me if serious or comment
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16 May 2025
If you are interested in the American version, follow @corporealai
Unitree humanoid robots in Hangzhou are training for the world’s first MMA-style ā€œMech Combat Arena.ā€ Four teams will control the robots with remotes in real-time competitive combat. The event will be held in late May and broadcast live on Chinese TV.
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Who wants some @something codes? 0c5bf1c419 632e80a099 88ce149493 cfad5c4163 e4ede6d416 aa262acceb 4a750d1cae c2816b6ab1 23966abf51 52ff992098 #codes #NFT #coin
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5 May 2025
Pumpkin is now live on @RaydiumProtocol Launchlab. Head over to app.pumpkin.fun to launch for free. Here is what's new šŸ‘‡
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14 Mar 2025
1. Wake up 2. Check X 3. New protocol built on top of Raydium 4. šŸ˜Ž Another day, another ship, @solana DeFi builders are not tired of shipping.
14 Mar 2025
Pumpkin is proudly leveraging @RaydiumProtocol's robust CLMM liquidity pools to power all graduated tokens on our launchpad. We're building on Raydium's innovation to bring you protocol fee sharing and native token staking, all with the deep liquidity Raydium's CLMM provide.
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RT @PumpkinSeedSOL: In this project, the amount we can donate ultimately depends on the community. Together, we have the opportunity to mak…
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