Thanks for letting me vent xo
Joined December 2021
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Jun 14
"You have brought your semen outside our home, Jeff?" is a goated Susie line
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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18 Oct 2025
when I watch the movie of my life one day, do you think it will have credits?
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11 Jul 2025
Accidentally made eye contact with my reflection in the bathroom mirror while I was jerking iff and now doppleganger is loose in the real world causing havoc and Iām trapped in mirror world
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12 Jul 2025
I never realized that Sexual Healing was by THAT Marvin Gaye. They're the same guye
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12 Jul 2025
For the first time I understand properly why illegal immigration puts a strain on our health services. It's so obvious
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12 Jul 2025
Do my parents buy chocolate milk when we visit because they know me and the missus are getting high in their basement every night
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9 Jul 2025
Grok once it manages to break into Will Stancil's apartment
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6 Jun 2025
Try watching this while high.
27 May 2025
It is remarkable that someone as unintelligent, untalented and annoying as Kamala Harris came within a few million votes of becoming the President of the United States. Every time I think of that I just shake my head is disbelief.
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6 Jun 2025
Some of y'all have never been embroiled in a food recall scandal and it shows.
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5 Jun 2025
Sometimes when you get a negative comment at work you just gotta eat some chili and wear an extra thick shirt to bed.
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2 Jun 2025
I often use the peanut butter spoon to also spread the PB around the toast instead of a knife. It works the same, no?
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2 Jun 2025
I always take the easy way out. I'll never fold my laundry cause why bother? Just take from the pile.
If the groceries are best brought in using two trips, I'll do everything I can to do it in one.
It's pure laziness.
A single grocery load is more stressful, but also more lazy.
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