A man of many talents. Entrepreneur. New York Times Bestseller. //adult mod

Joined April 2025
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Ladies, ladies…
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socrates over here//
Replying to @SpiritsNSuccess
YOU — [ Getting an idea. ] Oh my god. I can just cheat back!
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[…Meanwhile.]
Replying to @mihara84
[Literally floating. Lacking proper pants.] Duhhhh.
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Ohhh my God. WHERE!!
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Haaaaayyyy.
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[His consciousness seems to have taken a wrong turn somewhere and is currently floating around in its pleasers.]
In the flash of light, ALL MEMORIES and CONSCIOUSNESSES RETURN TO WHERE THEY BELONG, and it hits you In the head like a frying pan. Dimple II is gone, all that's left are green horse chunks raining from the sky, covering this city block in a blanket of green. ]
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[He’s doing great up there tbh]
Replying to @peppersnsuch
[ MEANWHILE: Despite being detached from her head, her body still contains the Mayor, Pres, and SO many memories. She’s weak, pissed off, and stomp-happy. It’s lucky she can’t see, she’s at a major DISADVANTAGE! ]
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Bar. Terribly bored.
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There is a man in my bed.
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[His Snap score has gone up exponentially in the last few hours.]
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Wow. What a great memory day. I love having my full memory. Lovely.
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Roshuto Dozen retweeted
that awkward moment when you bake him muffins and he chokes on the airtag instead of just swallowing it
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…A bit of an open venue for such a thing.
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God. I want a McFlurry.
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He’s back.
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why did he do that//
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really fucked up about this. ohh ohh i’m gonna put him between my teeth and shake him really hard//
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Bullet in my mouth
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Fuck. Miniskirt MJune.
Miniskirt May, apparently.
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Miniskirt May, apparently.
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