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Ken Elrick II @DrPatchbeard

I'm the guy from the hamburger train.

Joined October 2009
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Ken Elrick II@DrPatchbeard
11 Sep 2020
I found a regular cut slice of bacon stuck to the bottom of the stack of thick cut I bought, and I’m torn between being stoked that I got a bonus slice of bacon and being disappointed it wasn’t also thick cut.
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Nice to hear a familiar voice while I’m trying to find my way around this giant maze. Keep killin’, it, @ComfyCrouch! @X929 #Calgary
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I’d like to thank the Barbie movie for bringing up childhood trauma I hadn’t thought about in close to 25 years.
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I hope @BAJohnston appreciates that he was the first thing I thought of with the "grocery rebate" GST cheque announcement. #GimmeSomeTreats
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Is there such a thing as being too committed to a brand?
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I’m now officially debt free for the first time since… college? Man that feels amazing!
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Alberta achievement unlocked: yesterday while driving, I threw up a stone that chipped MY OWN windshield.
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69 mins of rem in my 4h20m sleep. Nice. #nice #combo #fitbit
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With Jason Kenney stepping down and Dougie back in for another term, maybe staying in Alberta a little while longer isn’t the worst idea…
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Home is where you don’t have to wear shoes in the shower. #daysoff
One of the ways I can tell I’m among the oldest in my Wildfire Crew Members’ Course is that when being shown the helicopters, some of the guys couldn’t get over the name of the pitot tubes. They’re NOT “pedo” tubes. #lowhangingfruit #immature
My new favourite sport is yelling “Let’s Go Kings!” at people wearing Oilers jerseys walking down Whyte Ave on Game 7 day.
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I’m not sure what I said to my phone for it to target this ad to me, but… thanks?
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My roommate (not at ALL a stoner) claims to have "stoner" thoughts. In my opinion, they're way too useful to be actual stoner thoughts. Like "How can we harness the heat from this burned off byproduct of oil production and turn it into useful energy?"
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Meanwhile, I'm over here like "I should start a restaurant called Tempura Tantrum." Spot the difference?
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. @NHL_On_TNT: Hockey Broadcasts For People Who Don’t Actually Like or Understand Hockey
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Man it feels good when a goal you’ve visualized for almost a year becomes a goal you’ve realized. This week, I accepted an offer from the Alberta Forestry Dept. to start my career in wildfire fighting, and I’m pretty stoked about it!
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As I approach 4 years living in Alberta, I find myself reflecting. I hate to say it, but moving to Grande Prairie for a job that only paid $30K and ultimately resulted in the end of my radio career may not have been the best decision I’ve ever made.
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… but on the bright side, I would imagine my credit score is marginally better at least.
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I can’t help but crank the guitar solo anytime @bigwreckmusic’s Ghosts comes on. It never fails to bring me back to Sunday mornings in @thewolfca studio with my pal Fred Rapson, trying not to put my foot in my mouth every time I cracked the mic. That was a fun time in my life.
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If I recall correctly, it was someone cranking @Monster_Truck_ a little too loud in that same studio that necessitated the purchase of new monitors with a volume limiter. Can’t wait to see them and @bigwreckmusic in GP next week! Thanks for the tickets, @977rockGP and @TheJAShow!
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