Parody. Airline Pilot. My tweets m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ will offend you. Opinions are personal since the airline is very professional. Typos ahead ⚠️
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There is no logic to many things. IndiGo DPIs doing PA facing pax tops the list.
Jun 15
Remind me… isn’t the cockpit entry supposed to be blocked after doors are armed and pilot/s are outside the cockpit
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Please don’t fly again. Thanks.
Jun 15
Akasa airline aborted landing in Mumbai about 10 metres above runway. This is one of the scariest flight I have had. Almost the whole flight from Chennai has been quite turbulent with rattling.
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Jun 14
When Gadkari realises, he cannot blend ethanol in petrol anymore.
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Jun 14
Gadkari isn't petroleum minister, how is he signing policies of 100% ethanol?
Isn't it conflict of interest?
His son's companies are printing ton of money from ethanol, how is this scam even allowed in big 2026?
Are we sleeping?
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Jun 14
Everyone should avoid/postpone buying a new car for atleast 5 years.
Let them do E100. Just don't buy a new car.
Doesn't make sense with daily policy changes overnight.
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Jun 12
Same dude… Literally 4 DAYS AGO!
Jun 12
I dread opening factory WhatsApp group. Absolutely pathetic power situation. One of India’s largest industrial town struggling with power everyday. After 75 years and every possible government. All the dreams of Vikshit bharat will remain just that.
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Jun 13
Whatever pays the bills.
Jun 13
Do you prefer flying on an Airbus aircraft or a Boeing aircraft?
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Jun 12
>Railway Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw was highlighting 12 yrs of Modi Govt achievements in Jaipur.
> Power went out 3 times in 15 minutes, right in front of the Energy Minister.
> Event continued with mobile torches and camera lights. 🙏
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In another few years he’ll end up using a Tata Motors car. Thanks to Air India.
Jun 12
Noel uses an Audi? Not a RR or even a LC?
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Jun 12
Ethanal blended.
Hygroscopic it is.
As the water seeps.
Rust comes a creep.
Lower calorific value.
The mileage drops.
Again to the fuel pump.
We all must flock.
A stuttering idle.
The cold start fails.
Those who blended.
Must go to jail.
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E85 asphalt 🧡
Jun 11
India begins repair work on its ₹248 crore flagship flyover just 18 hrs after inauguration.
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Jun 10
fixed it
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🚨 NEXT LEVEL SCAM IN INDIA
✅ 99% vehicles on road are only E20 compliant
❌ Govt to exempt excise duty on E22 to E30
We are freaking banana republic
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Jun 10
Have you dropped or delayed your plan to buy a car because of ongoing confusion?
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Jun 10
Excellent! This is how it should be.
They don’t even an ethanol roadmap for 10 years for Petrol cars and want 40% GST Insane registration cost and Insurance. Buying an EV or Diesel in hurry isn’t a solution because eventually their number will come too in one way or the other.
Paise ped pe thodi ugte hein.
Jun 10
#MoneyToday | E20, E30 fuel concerns may keep 43% of buyers away from new vehicles: Survey ow.ly/i1Tb106zxhH
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Jun 10
#MoneyToday | E20, E30 fuel concerns may keep 43% of buyers away from new vehicles: Survey ow.ly/i1Tb106zxhH
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If you don’t have funds to run without doing this shit show shut it down @fly91_IN
Sorry for being rude but this is not how you make ends meet.
Every startup airline with an ATR seems to be a red flag these days.
Jun 10
Fly 91 airlines recently advertised for a Vacancy for CPL holders on ATR-72 aircraft. Many young aspirants applied. Few have been short listed and given an offer email.
And they are asking for 60 Lakhs(yes you heard it right) as training cost for a non type rated CPL holder for P2 on ATR-72-600
Do you really think it is worth it?
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Fund raising desi style
Jun 10
Fly 91 airlines recently advertised for a Vacancy for CPL holders on ATR-72 aircraft. Many young aspirants applied. Few have been short listed and given an offer email.
And they are asking for 60 Lakhs(yes you heard it right) as training cost for a non type rated CPL holder for P2 on ATR-72-600
Do you really think it is worth it?
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