OK, hear me out:
Day 1 of Topstep being bought-out and made private (Hypo):
New Board: Ok, this guy is fully retarded. How do we unfuck this thing? We went from 1st to 5th, WTF? He thinks our customers are as dumb as he is.
Narrator: The customer did not want to Jab-Jab.
We should build this so it’s automated and you get something on your Topstep b day???