Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.
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6 Jun 2025
When the elevator is in Spain and it has a mirror and is in Spain
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They should invent a me today that’s not hungover
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I’m gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
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Hear the exact moment Manhattan lost its mind
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Jun 13
Can I need you please? I’d like to need you, please.
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Jun 13
the full circle moment of the great folklore wall being destroyed 6 years later by the girl she betrayed and left for dead on the side of the street…
‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ by Olivia Rodrigo earns 81.59 million streams on its first day on Global Spotify from 13 charting songs.
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Jun 12
barbara ehrenreich showing up to game 5 in the KNICKEL AND DIMED shirt
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For the first time, we actually have no idea what song @CarlyRaeJepsen’s last teaser is from
— “I literally have no idea” says Carly Rae Jepsen Wiki
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Waiting for the day they escape
They talk all about that money and how their babies are always changing
While they're breathing in the poison of the paint
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I expect a certain level of personal virtue from my friends and family but lowkey expect the opposite of celebrities and Internet personalities… if I wanted to venerate saints I would go to church but I’m watching movies and reading tweets
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People forget about how I saved those Chilean miners
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I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid
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Jun 6
Doing a Girls personality test and getting the old woman in season 3 who begs Jessa to help her kill herself
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In 2018 I was in the throes of antihistamine psychosis and latched onto the song “New Attitude” by Patti LaBelle. It was one of the only songs I listened to for nearly a year. Patti LaBelle was my most streamed artist that year and this is the only songs of hers I streamed
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