Husband - Father - Dog Dad - Full Time Investor 🏘️ - Former Pharmacist 💊

Joined October 2011
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1 Oct 2023
Left my W2 as a pharmacist in October of 2021. Since then: - 100 off market deals - 29 units owned - Attempting to build a 7 figure annual off market real estate business
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If SpaceX was in the S&P 500... It would be the 6th largest US company in terms of market cap at $2.3 trillion. But in terms of revenue, it would be 198th largest. Investors are betting on exponential growth like we've never seen before. $SPCX Video: youtube.com/watch?v=sMF_Nh5L…
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They must’ve hired the Reds bullpen coach
Spurs led game 1 by 14 points Spurs led game 2 by 12 points Spurs led game 3 by 12 points Spurs led game 4 by 29 points Spurs led game 5 by 16 points
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The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Please don't tell me retail thinks $SPCE is $SPCX! 🤦‍♂️
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Another reminder today that real wage growth is negative.
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holy fucking shit ahahhahaha

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Caleb Hammer says the boomers had the best stock market ever yet they ended up broke "every single boomer that's been on my show they lived it up and spend all their money to live the lifestyle the wanted" "and they didn't even set 10% aside a month...they had the best housing market, college, jobs...they were set up for everything" "if they just put 5-10% a month in the stock market they had they would multi-millionaires"
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I mean this is great but haven’t you been AG for like 7 years? Why has it taken this long?
As Attorney General, my team has obtained 1,087 Medicaid Fraud convictions so far. This morning, we announced two more indictments that combined total $42 million.
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Home insurance is such a scam
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If you are having a bad day, remember that Mohnish Pabrai had 79% of his portfolio in Micron but sold the entire stake in the middle of 2023 The stock is 1400% since then
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peak euphoria: “Today will likely be the largest SPX call volume sessions of all time. Calls have made up 70% of every option traded” - Goldman
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The Fed expanded the money supply by nearly $9 trillion under Powell. Inflation has averaged >4% per year over the past 6 years. Powell's explanation? It was nearly all due to rolling “supply shocks" over which the Fed has no control. The truth: this inflation was made in Washington as it always is - from too much government borrowing/spending and too much government creation of money.
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JUST IN: FBI arrests senior CIA official after uncovering over $40 million in gold bars & $2 million in cash at his Virginia home.
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I'm convinced that the single greatest challenge for any ambitious person is eliminating the guilt associated with free time and rest.
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The Boomers are the richest generation to ever exist. If anyone needs a property tax break, it’s the Millennials.
Our seniors should not pay property taxes.
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Wtf Did Pace Morby really just put himself in this group with Ronald Reagan, Walt Disney & many other prominent well known and respected names? This guy is a complete clown!
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Replying to @robbiehendricks
I've got one against them on behalf of four LPs that goes to trial in October. The lack of communication and the deal going bust aren't the reasons for the lawsuit, though: they misrepresented the LTC (70% in the OM, ~82% actual), the initial DSCR (1.15 in the PPM, .95 in their internal models, and .63 actual), and told the LPs they personally guarantee every loan, but had only a limited recourse guarantee on this one. The one that really blows my mind, though: they underwrote a 113% increase in year 1 NOI on a 1960s vintage Houston class C property that they were purchasing from a professional syndicator who had a good PM managing the property. I don't think it's okay to represent to LPs that you are an experienced, knowledgeable RE investor when you don't realize that underwriting a 113% NOI increase in a highly competitive market that would still only get you to .95 DSCR means the deal is doomed from the start. And of course they used a floating rate 3 1 1 bridge w/ no rate cap.
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I’d like to give Brandon Turner sincere credit for this post on IG. He fully owned up to the loss of LP capital publicly. Explained his responsibility, which is the most important, along with the market factors the affected the downfall of this deal. This is exactly how a sponsor should transparently communicate when something like this happens. It doesn’t make the loss of capital easier, but I have true respect for people that take ownership. The guru class has butchered the handling of their errors over the past 5 years. Brandon is the first one I’ve seen to step forward and address it. Credit where credit is due. Bravo.
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JUST IN: Minneapolis day care owner featured in Nick Shirley’s viral fraud video federally charged in an alleged $4.6 million fraud scheme.
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Insane stat of the day: California almonds use roughly 3–5.5 million acre-feet of water per year, depending on methodology. That's ~4-7x more water than all data centers in North America used combined in 2025.
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