I tweet, therefore I'm bored a lot.

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7 Oct 2024
Spent a while working on a movie idea with @richiegrimes123 and eventually decided to turn it into a book. That book is available now here! a.co/d/acVbxyb Check it out if you’re looking for a dark fantasy thriller kind of thing for the Halloween season
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23 Nov 2024
I can’t wait for Trump to appoint Dr. Phil to a cabinet position and then be disappointed and confused when Adam Ray doesn’t show up.
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23 Nov 2024
In Gladiator 2, we hear characters speaking and reading English but see them singing in Latin. Since we assume they’re actually speaking Latin, what language do the characters think they’re singing???
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22 Nov 2024
In Gladiator, we hear characters speaking English but see them reading Latin. Since we assume they’re actually speaking Latin, what language do the characters think they’re reading???
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7 Aug 2024
I’ll vote for whichever presidential candidate finds or recreates the Interstellar 70mm IMAX prints
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6 Jul 2024
Alannister Morrisette. Is this a thing?
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7 Dec 2023
Still not sure if there’s ever been a better album title than “dear diary, my teen angst has a body count” Your move @WWWYFest
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6 Aug 2023
Celery tastes like loud water
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29 May 2023
After only watching the finale of vanderpump rules, I think everyone is terrible and I need Tom Tom merch
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31 Mar 2023
Pitch: (another) reboot of 10 Things I Hate About You but with Colin Hanks as the Bianca character and Chet as Kat
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17 Jan 2023
I’m say-“ouch”-when-I-bump-into-anything-before-I-know-if-it-hurts-or-not years old.
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14 Jan 2023
Wake up and follow the money! Movies set during COVID are funded by big ADR!
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8 Oct 2022
This @BritishBakeOff Mexican episode is a hate crime. (slamming 12 @JackBox tacos)
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4 Sep 2022
Why isn’t the FBI investigating who kidnapped Brendon Urie and released a bunch of demos as an actual Panic at the Disco album?
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23 Jul 2022
Can’t wait for the Clockwork Orange droogs and nuns from The Devils to get added to @multiversus
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13 Jul 2022
If I text you “🐍✈️" it means ladies & gentlemen these snakes is slitherin w/ $ in their eyes w/ tongues so reptilian this industry's venomous with cold-blooded sentiments no need for nervousness it's just a little turbulence so kiss me goodbye honey I'm gonna make it out alive
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28 Apr 2022
I’ll vote for whatever presidential candidate brings back the potato wedges at KFC
17 Feb 2022
5 movie recommendations 5 tags. No rules. 1. Dear Zachary 2. Click 3. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 4. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl 5. Raise Your Voice @KeenanReedArts @chrislabadie @jordanjamesmith @richiegrimes123 @laurendrive
17 Feb 2022
5 movie recommendations 5 tags. No rules. 1. In Bruges 2. Blues Brothers 3. Moon 4. The Firemen’s Ball 5. The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford @CosBlade @DylanSFC @DoomAssistMe @maximilian_ @gh0sth4ck3d
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