Islanders fan, general sports appreciator.

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“There is no present or future, only the past, happening over and over again - now.” Eugene O'Neil talking about the #isles presumably
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It’s C and there isn’t an ounce of doubt in my body.
This is what blows my mind about the whole Danhausen thing. He's been associated with the Knicks since the FIRST ROUND. The Knicks are NOT overwhelming favorites at all. This either: -an extremely lucky coincidence -WWE knows the NBA script -Danhausen really has powers 😭
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Next level.
mamdani putting school buses in times square as a tactical honey pot for hooliganism is a 5d chess move kudos @NYCMayor
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The evil Democrats invented photosynthesis to screw with trump's pool.
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I am not a japan fan.
Blue bags up. Japan 2, Netherlands 2 — an absolute thriller in Arlington. And then the real show started. The Japanese end pulls out thousands of bright blue bags. First they wave them like flags, bouncing and chanting until the whole section is one giant wall of blue. Then — same bags, new mission. They fan out across the stands and scoop up every bottle, wrapper and cup till the seats look brand new. And who's right in the middle of it, grinning with a bag in his hand? Jameis Winston. Giants QB. Heisman winner. Out there cleaning up with the Samurai Blue like it's the best gig of his summer. No chore. No lecture. Just a party that cleans up after itself. Best fans on the planet. 🇯🇵💙
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Fucking genius. NYC is humming
Per DSNY - Department-wide email just went out informing Sanitation Workers that Knicks hats are considered compliant with uniform rules for the remainder of this week 🧢
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That was for you too, Mase RIP You gonna some flowers this week
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I think I know why I’m happy for the Knicks. It’s a big city with lots to do, New York. But God do they love their basketball team. They hadn’t won since my mother was in High School, but that didn’t define the culture of the franchise. The lack of championships and being long suffering wasn’t the story. They never became lovable losers. Too much pride. The culture of the city defined the culture of the team. They celebrated in good times and bad, so it feels like this joy was earned. Not one guy on the Knicks was supposed to be the next big thing. They actually beat the next big thing. It’s just kinda dope.
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Need to dispose of a 7'6" ladder? It'll fit in one of our trucks; just set it out after 8pm before your non-recycling collection day. 🧡💙CONGRATS KNICKS!!!!!!!💙🧡
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Idgaf this moment is where the championship DVD should start
Never in my life would I have thought this wouldn’t be able to hurt me anymore
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I doubt anyone’s afraid of Gumby after seeing how fucking soft he is even when the refs hand him everything on a platter
The Knicks may have won a championship… but they may have also awakened the version of Wemby that terrorizes the league for the next decade. This is his villain origin story, and I am absolutely here for it. 👏🏽
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That’s surprisingly tame
63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win trib.al/aqUNTh6
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Craziest stat for me The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history In the same Finals
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This was possibly my favorite play of the game.
Mitchell Robinson BULLIED Wemby for one of the biggest offensive rebounds in NBA history
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As this spurs team gets older, we’re gonna look back on this and wonder how the hell they didn’t play Harper more.
Genuinely fascinating that Vassell says Dylan Harper was upset with playing time and roles throughout the season.
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Tell me you don’t know ball without telling me you don’t know ball
Objectively this has to be the worst Nba title team of all time right?
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Wow This is incredible Shots to @CBSSports
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Sounds like… maybe the analytics are off lol
According to ESPN Analytics, in the 4 games the Spurs lost in the NBA Finals, they had a... — 91.6% chance of winning Game 1 up 13 points midway thru the 3rd — 72.8% chance of winning Game 2 up 2 points with 1 minute left in the 4th — 99.6% chance of winning Game 4 up 20 points with 9:33 left in the 4th — 95.4% chance of winning Game 5 up 10 points with 7:54 left in the 4th
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How the fuck does he have room for character in his bag with all that other shit!
Before the joy Before the cry Before the trophy Watch what Jalen Brunson does
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Wemby really channeling early stormlight Kaladin vibes lol
Victor Wembanyama at the end of his press conference: "Appreciate y'all. See you... never"😭
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