It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.
Joined March 2022
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An OnlyFans for men. We can call it E-male.
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QT a picture of yourself in glasses. 🤓
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I use balls deep as a unit of measurement
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Jun 14
The Muppets prepared me for adulthood better than any guidance counselor.
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Twitter is my favorite platform to learn about high temperatures in summer and low temperatures in winter.
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Jun 14
Damn I fucking eat alot for someone who expects to wear clothes
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Jun 14
We should be licking chocolate sauce off each other’s nipples this morning, but whatever.
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Jun 13
Dipping into your rose water until I’m submerged in your scent.
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Jun 13
The absolute best version of myself is probably sleeping
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Jun 12
My favorite thing to ask men is “what the hell is wrong with you?”
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“Give me a man who loves and cares any day, over one who doesn’t notice.”
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Jun 12
but what if we are private part mates and soulmates?
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Jun 12
hey baby what that mouth do besides lie?
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Jun 12
Curling up and hiding from the world is a whole mood
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Making you laugh is my biggest turn on
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