An optimist who assumes everyone is full of shit or lazy. Smart because he forgets. Fuck everyone against sensible gun reform. 👨👩👦👦👶🏻🐶🍔🍺🏀⚾️📊🤘
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Short-term: trend > value > fundamentals
Long-term: fundamentals > value > trend
Investors need to be aligned with process AND time horizon
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Mike Brown got fired < 2 years ago for criticizing Fox for making a mental mistake that cost them a game.
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Brunson may be more beloved New York sports star than Jeter
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I love the NBA and I want this series to go 6 , but bringing in Scott Foster and the calls we’ve seen tonight (and specifically game 3) should not be a part of a major sports league.
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Seems like a squeeze will be upon us…
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My take… we’re about to find out how high a market cap can go short-term when a company with $500B-$2T of fundamental value faces $500B-$2T of demand with only $75B of float available at that fundamental value
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BRYCE ELDRIDGE WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM!!!!
Giants come back from down 9-1 to stun the Nationals!
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Public markets finally serving their intended purpose, raising enough equity for every company to turn into a consulting firm or datacenter operator
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If you want to avoid banks (or can't use banks), you use USDC. If you want to use JPM, you just use traditional fiat rails. There is seemingly no middle market.
I personally expect the exact same thing to play out with tokenized stocks. If the old plumbing works fine, few will switch.
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JPMORGAN'S LAKE: WE ARE SEEING ZERO DEMAND FOR DEPOSIT TOKENS
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1550 BTC are currently worth $94.8M
Total unrealized losses on BTC... ~$12.3B
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Strategy has acquired 1,550 BTC for $101 million to increase our $BTC Reserve to ₿845,256. We have also increased our USD Reserve by $100 million to $1.0 billion. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy-…
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If Bitcoin’s main remaining utility is price speculation, it does make sense that it drops when capital finds better things to speculate on.
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Why hasn’t Trump gone into crypto grift space?
Seems perfectly on brand and he clearly has a huge religious level fan base.
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That a boy x.com/FirstSquawk/status/206…
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TRUMP FAMILY REPORTEDLY POCKETED $500 MILLION FROM CRYPTO VENTURE AS INVESTORS TOOK HEAVY HITS
TRUMP-LINKED CRYPTO PROJECT GENERATED $500 MILLION FOR FAMILY WHILE INVESTORS FACED SHARP LOSSES
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Guy in my school’s dad club is trying to sell his Turkey - Paraguay tickets… he paid $3000 for 4!
He had to buy them (via lottery) with no clue who was playing at the time and figured he could flip them if not interested….
Jun 9
FIFA priced World Cup 2026 at 2x Qatar 2022. Said it was “aligned with North American events” market when people balked.
Now 180,000 unsold tickets days before tournament. Tickets on resale market down 20% on last month. Most resellers will lose money after 26% transaction fee.
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In the second half the Spurs have 22 foul shots to the Knicks 6
The NBA wants this series extended as much as me
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My take… we’re about to find out how high a market cap can go short-term when a company with $500B-$2T of fundamental value faces $500B-$2T of demand with only $75B of float available at that fundamental value
I have no take on the SpaceX IPO other than the consensus is it is overvalued.
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Amazing reporting… was 80% sure Clippers knew based on prior reporting, now 99% sure
11 Sep 2025
EXCLUSIVE: Kawhi Leonard's $1.75M "no-show" payday was running late.
Then, per new documents obtained by @PabloTorre, the Clippers' co-owner invested $1.99M in the team's broke sponsor.
Nine days later, Kawhi got paid.
"It is beyond shocking," an Aspiration executive says.
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Not that anything will likely come of this, but great stuff @PabloTorre
x.com/PabloTorre/status/2030…
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Hello.
Under penalty of perjury, two federal whistleblowers explicitly warned the SEC about the Clippers, Kawhi, and cap-circumvention in a confidential 2023 complaint.
It is the same document that led the feds to successfully prosecute Aspiration.
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youtube.com/live/OtBgPslHYQ8…
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99.999999999% sure x.com/pablofindsout/status/2…
Uncovering Steve Ballmer's Aspiration side deal — Part 11 of our Kawhi Leonard investigation with @PabloTorre and @DavidPSamson: youtube.com/watch?v=rYpxFp2D…
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