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7 Sep 2025
Five surgeons are discussing whose patients make the best surgical candidates:
The first surgeon says , “I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end. And if the job takes longer than you said it would, no big deal.”
But the fifth surgeon topped them all. “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. And on top of that, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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I did not know that we were at this stage/possibility with AI, wow!
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Interesting interview.
Great questions asked by @TonyRobbins in this new Ray Kurzweil interview…last 5 minutes is crazy story if true
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Jun 14
NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE
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Yes, that is a car driving the wrong way down the road at me. My Self-Driving truck reacted correctly and brought me to safety, before I could even determine that the vehicle was in my lane.
🙌🏽 @Tesla_AI
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It's official: The Beatles' first album, PLEASE PLEASE ME, was released closer to the 1800s than to the present day.
Dec 31, 1899 to March 22, 1963 = 23,091 days
March 22, 1963 to June 11, 2026 = 23,092 days
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This is the Way! 🙌🏽
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It's official... This morning New York City officially and permanently co-named West 8th Street as Jimi Hendrix Way. 💜 The new street sign unveiled today at the corner of 6th Avenue and West 8th Street is just down the street from Jimi Hendrix's landmark Electric Lady Studios in the heart of Greenwich Village. Stay Experienced!
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Jun 11
To see a musical reincarnation of Sublime, a band I have loved for 30 years is unimaginable and gives me hope that anything is possible. Bradley is smiling down with Lou Dog!
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Jun 10
A guy I worked with abruptly stopped going to his pilot license school, right after he bought his airplane. “They aren’t stopping you on the runway, checking to see if you have a pilot license”. 😅 Maybe they are starting to check?
Jun 10
A former Air Canada pilot faces criminal charges for flying tens of thousands of passengers for nearly 17 years with a fake pilot’s license, Canadian police said. yahoo.com/news/us/articles/a…
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A 24-year-old Polish tennis player arrived in Paris last week ranked 114th in the world, with no sponsors, no guaranteed income, and no certainty she could even pay for her hotel room.
She had to win three qualifying matches just to enter the French Open main draw. Prize money is only paid at the end of the tournament, so a Polish sports drink brand quietly stepped in and covered her hotel bill.
Her name is Maja Chwalinska. And today, she plays in the French Open final.
Before this tournament, she had won exactly one Grand Slam main draw match in her entire career. She had battled depression so severe that in 2021 she couldn't get out of bed. She underwent knee surgery in 2022. She spent years grinding through small tournaments across Europe just to stay afloat.
Then she arrived in Paris, won three qualifiers, and kept winning. Zheng Qinwen. Elise Mertens. Maria Sakkari. Diana Shnaider. Nine straight matches. One set dropped.
She is now the first qualifier in French Open history to reach the final. The last time a qualifier reached a Grand Slam final, it was Emma Raducanu at the 2021 US Open. Raducanu won.
By simply making the final, Chwalinska has earned more prize money than her entire career combined. The runner-up cheque alone is $1.6 million. If she wins today, she takes home $3.25 million.
One week ago she couldn't pay for her hotel room.
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The reason we think dandelions are weeds is because of a 1950s marketing campaign.
Dandelions, native to Europe and Asia, were brought to North America in the 1600s by European colonists who grew them deliberately.
Every part is edible. The leaves are a salad green, the flowers were made into wine, and the roots were roasted as a coffee substitute and used medicinally for liver and kidney conditions for thousands of years. They were a kitchen-garden staple well into the 1800s.
The shift happened after World War II, when 2,4-D (originally developed for chemical warfare research) was approved as a residential herbicide. Companies like Scotts built the modern lawn-care industry around the idea that a perfect green lawn meant zero broadleaf plants.
Dandelions, being bright yellow and resistant to mowing, became a visible enemy, and the campaign worked. By the 1970s, "dandelion-free" was synonymous with "well-kept."
They aren't native, but they aren't doing significant ecological harm either. The herbicides used to kill them, on the other hand, kill bees, contaminate groundwater, and have been linked to non-Hodgkin lymphoma in humans.
If you hate dandelions, it's most likely due to a marketing campaign that ran before you were born.
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Yes, that could be possible, or President Trump could be starting a new war, with his Son.
May 23
looks like Trump missed his son’s wedding to end the war
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Beautiful story! We have to focus on the Good Things! 🙌🏽
We gotta do a feature on this bro amazing story and great music!! @Hendersin youtu.be/f-0aUH4fWQM?si=C3Z4…
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Your move @StephenAtHome
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This might be the Stephen Colbert political candidacy origin story!
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This might be the Stephen Colbert political candidacy origin story!
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“A homeless man died of hunger but there was food at his funeral.”
- Oscar Wilde
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