I only use the roughest of pumice stones for my pubicle sack

The #Vikings will get valuable experience from Ryan Pace, the former #Bears GM. And Kapadia was another key cog in the #Seahawks machine, having most recently served as a pro scout in 2025.

This is the worst thing I've ever read. I don't know how it can be done but the reality is most people won't read the full report. It needs to be made into a documentary and played in every home and every classroom. If someone doesn't know about this by this time next year they should be publicly shamed. It's the worst atrocity ever committed against children.

Homosexuals need to go back in the closet. If I can do it, so can they

Notice how he still loved her anyway

This is out of Naked Gun or Airplane. And one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The internet has been redeemed for a day.

Jokes on you the person I hate the most is myself.

BREAKING: Feds charge 15 Antifa members or associates with conspiracy against ICE in Minnesota, a hotbed of clashes over immigration enforcement. MORE in comments 👇

You can send them hundreds of billions of dollars. Countless munitions. Lose thousands of American soldiers fighting their neighbors. But the minute you refuse to keep fighting their wars they immediately revert to hating you. That's not an ally. It's an abusive relationship.

🚨 WOW! JD Vance MIC DROPS Sunny Hostin on The View after she tries GUILT-TRIPPING him to stop the mass deportations because of "the children!" "You talk about 'THE CHILDREN.' Do we know that during the last admin, TENS OF THOUSANDS of children were S*X TRAFFICKED by the cartels?! Brought into our country in profoundly dangerous and predatory conditions?" "You think that our immigration policies are inhumane based on the reporting of one person with a political bias. What I'm telling you is that it's INHUMANE to allow cartels to sex traffic people across our border!" He's nailing it! 👏🏻

Already are

ROARING APPLAUSE FOR OUR VICE PRESIDENT — EVEN ON THE VIEW! @VP

You can call me any name you want. I just want my kids to grow up in a country they recognize.

Just as XBOX is slaying studios left and right... Rare: "hehe how about that Switch 2 guys! We used to love developing for Nintendo!" Nervous Rare is nervous.

John Oliver did a bit on Restore Britain, and the only funny part is that it's an unintended advert for Rupert Lowe. And no, British identity was not built by cousin marriage. But by looking at Oliver, you'd be forgiven for thinking so.

Climbing out on the most slender of limbs and predicting that the text of the MOU will read ambiguously and nothing will be resolved!

one must always consider the possibility that in Middle East diplomacy, literally everyone is lying all the time.

This is an instructive case. An illegal population is, by definition, the set of people the state has failed to count, so every official figure is a guess biased downward. Spain just turned up roughly *double* the official estimate. And Spain is a much easier case: small, its migration influx recent, its borders comparatively much smaller, sea-moated, manageable, etc. A country like America with decades more history of mass illegal migration and a much larger, more porous, barely functioning wide-open-frontier border will obviously run a far wider gap than 2x. So treat the familiar 10-30 million illegal alien estimate the government has been quoting for years as a lowball and nothing more. Bovino’s 100 million estimate is likely closer to the truth:

Finally some diversity

Now former Colorado teacher, Jennifer Honka, was recently fired for making same sex student kiss each other as part of her foreign language class (what?). The even more insane thing - she had apparently been doing this since 2023. Avoid government schools at all costs accordingly... #CityLife #colorado #freaks #gay #denver #crime #abuse #ChildAbuse #urban #democrats #decay #decline #FailedState