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Someone on Reddit built a game where you ride a dirt bike across any company's stock chart:

In this episode of 'women being retarded...'

Numbers that leave an impression. @The_DTCC is the "premier post-trade market infrastructure for the global financial services industry," and it's coming onchain with Stellar.

Now do EVERY other state!!

People who use nicotine were almost immune to Covid…. “Those smoking ads saved people’s lives” -Theo Von

HOLY FUCKING SHITT?????

NVIDIA JUST PARTNERED WITH A STARTUP TO TURN RESIDENTIAL HOMES INTO AI DATA CENTERS - AND HOMEOWNERS GET PAID FOR IT a company called Span is installing liquid-cooled RTX Pro 6000 Blackwell GPU boxes directly on homes and small businesses 8,000 units can be deployed 6x faster and at one fifth the cost of building a comparable 100 megawatt data center US data centers consumed over 4% of America's electricity in 2024 - a number that could more than double by 2030 - and traditional data centers take over a decade to build with some projects waiting years just for grid approval homeowners who host the boxes get a premium smart electrical panel, battery backup and discounted rates on electricity and internet Span is already working with one of America's largest home builders to test this in new communities the electricity grid can't keep up with AI demand - so NVIDIA is turning neighborhoods into the infrastructure

🚨BREAKING: Nvidia will pay you $1,000 a month to host a mini AI data center at your house. It looks like a regular AC unit sitting in your yard. Nobody walking past would know what is inside. Inside sits 16 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs and Dell servers running at full capacity. A startup called Span builds and installs them. They are backed by Nvidia directly. The whole unit bolts onto your home and you get paid for the power and Wi-Fi you supply. Some estimates put the monthly payout around $1,000. That is rent money just for hosting a box you never touch. Span says the units deploy significantly faster and cheaper than traditional data centers. That is exactly why Nvidia is backing the suburban rollout instead of waiting for more commercial land. The AI boom needed more compute. It found it in the suburbs. The grid is being rebuilt one backyard at a time. Save this.

This pastor asked Chat GPT: “If you were the Devil, what would you do?” The answer will change the way you look at life.

“Peace I give you.” Little Fawn sleeps peacefully at Jesus’ feet

Things we just accept as normal now: • Working 50 hours a week and still living paycheck to paycheck • Waiting 40 years to "enjoy" retirement • Calling a $60k salary "good money" • Owning zero assets at 35 • Asking a boss for permission to take a vacation Wild. Truly.

This isn’t enough I need this injected into in my veins

Well if that house is now $2.2m that’s 100x more. Pretty sure the average wage is not $192/hr. That math, dipshit?

Just a really sweet timeline cleanse. Baby, hears for the first time

im on the biblical diet

A beaver is attacking an Indian family The most auspicious of signs...

Worth saving for reference:

Omg I’m dead… this is so hysterical