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2 Mar 2025
I don’t know if I still agree with the phrase “kindness costs nothing” but I can 100% confirm it is tax deductible on the soul
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Jun 14
The thing that sucks is I can’t even say “we weren’t ready.” We were absolutely ready. Congratulations to the Knicks.
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Jun 10
On the off chance anyone found themselves here please check out my buddy he makes metal covers of video game music and he’s very talented
rockyowitz.bandcamp.com/albu…
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Jun 9
Where are people keeping all these commemorative popcorn buckets I don’t understand it
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dalton retweeted
Jun 8
Obsession grossed $224 million so far worldwide.
The U.S. population is 327 million. They could have given each American $1 million and still have money left over.
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dalton retweeted
2 Oct 2025
The lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the witch or the wardrobe
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Jun 5
This clip is how it felt when quarantine ended
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Jun 2
Nobody knows how much a cell phone sucks in a movie like my guy Elijah. He spent 3 of them trying to stop One Ring from ruining everything.
Jun 2
For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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dalton retweeted
Mar 1
"His brows are heavy,
Schitt's Creek,
Eugene Levy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
Mom’s spaghetti
The sweater is heavy, Best in Show
Eugene Levy”
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May 30
“Travolta Task Force: Beret Ranger (2026)”
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May 22
They got QR codes on my fortune cookie fortunes now and somehow that feels like it cheapens the ancient wisdom
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May 22
May 21
Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.
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May 22
Yeah The Grey Album was cool but where is my Radiohead/Lil Wayne mashup album “In Waynebows”
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May 14
If you take a lit candle in the bathroom at 3 AM, look in the mirror, and say “Doot Doola Doot Doo,” Nardwuar will appear behind you, say “Doot Doo” and blow it out
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