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πŸ’€JebπŸ‡»πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ @ElderJeb

Too old to be as young as I am, or too young to be as old as I am. Stembo.

Joined February 2009
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May the voices of conscience and your guardian angel ever guide you, and may the voice of the accuser and his minions scrupulosity and self doubt be ever silenced.
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derek guy
@dieworkwear
Apr 11
never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note
TaotaoπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί
@magataotao
Apr 9
I am Catholic. ThisπŸ‘‡is not my Pope.
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Gloria Purvis@gloria_purvis
20 Sep 2025
β€œNot everyone who says to me, β€˜Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven…..”
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Chicago History ℒ️
@Chicago_History
10 May 2025
Literally. #ChicagoHistory β˜‘οΈ
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Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama
3 Apr 2025
I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold
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Paizo
@paizo
9 Mar 2025
Always check for red flags.
The image is of a text message exchange. The group chat is titled, "Besties 4 Life." The first text from the sender says, "Hey Bestie! I have the perfect person to set you up on a date with! They're Sweet (Candy emoji), Cute (Smiley emoji), Hard working (Strong Arm emoji), Funny (Shy Laughing emoji). You'll love them!" The recipient then texts back, "Do they play Pathfinder?" The sender then responds with, "I don't think so." The message was read at 11:50 AM. The recipient then responds with three red flag emojis.

ALT The image is of a text message exchange. The group chat is titled, "Besties 4 Life." The first text from the sender says, "Hey Bestie! I have the perfect person to set you up on a date with! They're Sweet (Candy emoji), Cute (Smiley emoji), Hard working (Strong Arm emoji), Funny (Shy Laughing emoji). You'll love them!" The recipient then texts back, "Do they play Pathfinder?" The sender then responds with, "I don't think so." The message was read at 11:50 AM. The recipient then responds with three red flag emojis.

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polycarp ☨@Monocarp_
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Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor GreeneπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@FmrRepMTG
27 Jan 2025
We are not going to tolerate NGOs who take the American people’s hard-earned taxpayer dollars to facilitate the invasion of our country. My brand-new DOGE subcommittee will be calling in Catholic Charities to find out why and to what extent they were helping illegals invade America.
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Eternal Memri TV
@EMTVmemes
28 Jan 2025
Augustine be like
Robert J. O'Neill
@mchooyah
28 Jan 2025
I talked to my mom. I am going back to church... still not happy with this pope though...
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Sometimes I think that Seminary isn’t enough, and that newly ordained priests should have an intensive practicum where they don’t get to make decisions and just need to listen to parishioners. For like 3 years.
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Sometimes they come out of seminary smelling too plastic-y. You need to let them air out for a bit so they can start smelling like the sheep, y’know?
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Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC
@FrMatthewLC
18 Jan 2025
Rupnik? "Let bishops carefully remove from the house of God & from other sacred places those works of artists which are repugnant to faith, morals, & Christian piety" Vatican II, Sacrosanctum Concilium 124 Rupnik?
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Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope
6 Jan 2025
Our scars remind us that the past is real
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Be A King
@BerniceKing
7 Jan 2025
Preparing for #MLKDay. Will I need this again?
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Classical Studies Memes
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Geppetto San MartΓ­n πŸš¬πŸŒ­π“…Έ@SmalltimeJones
27 Nov 2024
stand for the baja kneel for the blast
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America has always been doomed to be susceptible to fascism. After all, since we learned how to drive, we have had a drilled into us: yield to the right! Yield to the right! Yield to the right!
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Well, we’ve made it 10 years. St. Gabey Tables, Ora pro nobis.
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Sorry not sorry @fr_faulkner
Iowa Chill
@IowaChill
5 Nov 2024
Just voted
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The current order of sacraments is claiming that you believe in the efficacy of vaccinations, but waiting for your child to be 15 and letting them decide to vax. Turns out no one actually thinks we believe what we profess. Especially not the teenagers we’ve hung out to dry.
Fr. Paul@BackwardsFeet
21 Aug 2024
Pope Saint Pius X, who lowered the communion age, grant that by your intercession the confirmation age may be lowered as well
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Fr. Paul@BackwardsFeet
21 Aug 2024
Pope Saint Pius X, who lowered the communion age, grant that by your intercession the confirmation age may be lowered as well
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Abraham binding Isaac for the sacrifice: β€œSee, I’m not like other Canaanite patriarchs. I wait for my god to ask before sacrificing my son. Very mindful. Very considerate. Very demure.”
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