I can already tell today is a bad day to be a pint of cider.

After sitting through that, it’s absolutely criminal how Bim isn’t in that squad. And that’s said with absolutely no bias at all. #pafc

Stand up against this, you fucking idiots. Enough is enough.

Glad to see kippers keeping his streets in order

It has emerged in the Telegraph that Reform's Jenrick and Braverman's fast-track asylum scheme meant that illegals completed a TEN PAGE 'questionnaire' rather than a proper face-to-face interview. Their scheme applied to six countries. Afghanistan. Eritrea. Libya. Syria. Yemen. And of course, Sudan. As we know, the Sudanese monster was handed a visa after going through the Reform MP's asylum scheme. These are backward countries that make medieval England look sophisticated and forward-thinking. They treat women like dirt and are generally entirely incompatible with our standards, culture and way of life. I will make a firm Restore Britain policy commitment here today. Every single individual handed a visa under Jenrick and Braverman's fast-track asylum scheme will be deported under a Restore Britain Government. Except one. He won't be deported. A far more permanent fate awaits him. Not only that, we will end immigration from those six countries. Entirely. In addition. Afghans, Eritreans, Libyans, Syrians, Yemenis and Sudanese men currently in our country living off the taxpayer, unable to speak English, committing crime, failing to work, claiming benefits? They will be deported. Any of those nationalities who arrived illegally will be removed. That will mean a vast amount of deportations. I mean vast. Restore Britain will repair just some of the damage caused by Reform's Jenrick and Braverman. Evidently not all, tragically. A Restore Britain Government will mass deport the fake asylum seekers, illegals and freeloaders that these Reform politicians welcomed into our country. That is my pledge to you all.

Firebombing is part and parcel of life in the big city and it's important that the Muslim community doesn't look back in anger. Backlash against peaceful Englishmen will not be tolerated.

It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion. But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's Credit: homeforchristmasofficial

The last bit makes it a 10/10

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time. Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

It’s a tough old world when you spend your days fighting for peace in Palestine and all you’ll end up being known as is the bloke that punched a Seagull to death because it stole your pasty.

Now it emerges Hadi Alodid was born in Saudi Arabia, got a boat across the Med from Libya before flying into Ireland from Paris. First he was Somali, then Sudanese, then Saudi. First he flew directly from Khartoum, now he got a boat to EU. We have NO IDEA who these people are!

😂😂😂😂😂 No amount of whatabouttery and deflections can defend any of this in the slightest. Two. Tier. Policing. Plain and fucking simple.

The Russians are laying dead in a field in Ukraine now so who’s the real winners?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He gets worse

Everything about this was iconic.

This is the same tart that celebrated an influencer being run over and killed in London a couple of months ago and had a bio dedicated to Chris Brown - a known woman beater. But she draws the line at feeling patriotic. Mud shark.

Don’t want to overreact after a friendly or anything but it’s definitely coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏆

🚨PICTURED: The BBC claim they had a vehicle chased down and smashed by masked protesters tonight in Belfast

That wasn’t very nice …