Joined July 2019
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4 Apr 2022
Got back from a hetero date. Had all the funs.
ALT Elli dressed in black
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27 Dec 2024
He's right, you know. I need to stop being the disgusting freak who's sitting at my window, sipping coffee and watching the creek outside, and start being the model sweetheart that he is.
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24 Dec 2024
Here is my prediction. During Trump's presidency, a country that is not allied with Russia, will appear to commit an unspeakable act against the USA, thereby "forcing" Trump to invade.
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29 Nov 2024
How penis orgasms feel, vs how vagina orgasms feel. Demonstrated with music.
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12 Aug 2024
This 'Hungry Man' dinner is absolutely disgusting. I should have known it'd be awful, when it misgendered me.
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25 Jul 2024
"Treat me like the Dune bucket."
My girlfriend just said this to me, and I can't stop laughing.
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19 Jul 2024
Republicans to trans people: "Surgery to change your body is perverse and immoral. It's false happiness. You're just mutilating yourself."
Also republicans...
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3 Jul 2024
HER: I love you unconditionally.
ME: Really? Unconditionally? Are you sure?
HER: Yup.
ME: Alright, let's test this. I've decided that I'm a nazi, now. Do you still love me?
HER: Yes, but now it's unfortunate that I do.
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1 Jul 2024
July 1st... The Supreme Court rules that a president can do anything in the line of duty, and not be charged with a crime.
July 2nd... President Biden shrugs his shoulders, says "Okay", and has Trump permanently erased.
Note: This is a silly joke, and nothing more.
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1 Jul 2024
As a trans woman, I've spent countless nights lying awake, worrying about what archaeologists will think of my dusty corpse, 600 years from now.
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26 Jun 2024
This is kind of a hurtful thing to get from @discord while I'm going through a divorce.
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23 Jun 2024
I think I might live in the bestest polycule household, ever.
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15 Jun 2024
This is a very realistic view of being queer. A hateful bigot making a lot of angry noise and smoke, in an attempt to destroy us, but it isn't long before he's gone and the rainbow is still there, with a tiny scar to remind us of what we've endured.
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11 Jun 2024
In movies, the queer person's family cuts them off and won't talk to them. I wish I had that. My family has been harassing me for years, with some of the worst hate I've ever seen, and they won't ever stop.
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11 Jun 2024
I've got a couple family members that keep messaging me with new, unblocked accounts, to disown me again and tell me how sick I am for being trans. My sister does it every 6 months or so, and my father does every year or so. Just go away forever, please. They're obsessed with me.
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31 May 2024
I'm pulling an all-nighter, trying to draw this page before the month ends. So I took an impromptu cleavage pic. Don't overthink it.
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27 May 2024
I was walking past my gf, who was sitting on the couch. I had a dildo in my hand. I decided to be weird. I pointed the dildo at her.
"listen! I'm pointing this at you to emphasize what I'm about to say!"
"Well I'm spreading my legs in submission to what you're about to say."
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