Mum, designer, advocate, Twitter lurker, cheese enthusiast. British with an American accent. Appear to have a strange obsession with my chins.
Joined December 2011
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Elly Roper retweeted
1 Nov 2024
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Elly Roper retweeted
30 Oct 2024
Okay I'll leave this here.
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24 Oct 2024
Speaking as a fellow mom to an 11 year old, if it's meaningful to her, it's meaningful to me.
24 Oct 2024
Your 11 year old gives you a gold necklace engraved with Skibidi Toilet for your birthday. What's your reaction? 😂
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22 Oct 2024
Imagine learning you got your big break as a CSI, and then learning you've been assigned to the fly tipping squad.
22 Oct 2024
⚠️Do you know who dumped this?⚠️
This week's crime took place on Maple Street, Ashington NE63 0BX. We'll be removing this rubbish later in the week, but are asking anyone with information to phone us, in confidence, on 0345 600 6400 so we can prosecute.
ALT Flytipping offence - Maple Street Ashington
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Elly Roper retweeted
15 Jul 2024
This woman is spot-fucking-on‼🔥🔥🔥
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Elly Roper retweeted
30 May 2024
A great sitcom premise.
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Elly Roper retweeted
23 Jul 2023
The left is calling for greater investment in renewable energy and the right is burning Barbies, shooting Bud lights, and touting the upsides of slavery, so I can see how both sides are to blame for all this polarization
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Elly Roper retweeted
11 Jul 2023
Moms don’t go on vacation. We just cook and clean in a different house for a week.
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Elly Roper retweeted
9 Jun 2023
I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.
I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.
HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.
but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.
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31 May 2023
Hey fellow woke lefties, why haven't we canceled My Sharona yet?
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Elly Roper retweeted
26 May 2023
The Electoral College.
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Elly Roper retweeted
Earlier this year, anti-LGBTQ parents pressured our high school into cancelling our spring play.
Now we’re fighting back to put it on ourselves, but need your help.
More at marianlives.org
#marianlives
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13 Apr 2023
Aww, shit. I did the age thing. Did I just give Elon my data and biometrics? Sneaky bastard.
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13 Apr 2023
30 & up Twitter, drop a pic with your age.
Either 46 or 47... I've lost count.
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Elly Roper retweeted
5 Apr 2023
I want to be this good at SEO one day
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