Joined October 2020
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Simon Emanuel retweeted
Swansea super-fan, Chris, shares his story on how he found kindness in the football community ❤️ #BBCFootball
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My great grandmother was so mystal that even when she had her kidney stones removed they were in the shape of Stonehenge.
The strange thing is if a cannibal eats a vegan even though their eating a vegan their not actually eating vegan.
I made @TippingPointITV better by adding a live football crowd. @benshephard
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Just got my dog fitted out with solar panels after watching @GMB
Nevermind the Cataplilla! I'm suing @AldiUK because their middle isle is a complete rip off of my ADHD riddled mind. #FreeCuthbert
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This is fantastic news.
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Does anybody else think @piersmorgan looks like Bagpuss?
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I absolutely adore this piece of art! It's a genuine Bansky and cost nearly 3 grand.
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True.
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I took my cat to get his balls chopped off yesterday! I was just sick of following him around with that pack of mini condoms.
Simon Emanuel retweeted
3 Aug 2018
A sneeze not followed by a 'bless you'? Big mistake...
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I was in this show! Popped it here for those who missed it. x.com/bbcsesh/status/1264225…

23 May 2020
Catch some of Wales’ best young stand-ups including @StAlun @Eleri_Morgan @leroybrito @lornacomedy @comedylopez & more on @bbciplayer now | WATCH: bbc.in/Stand-UpSesh
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I got drunk and fell asleep in Dan-yr-ogof once! So In a way I know exactly how Jesus felt #helsrisen
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Hot weather is my natural enemy as a ginger man. I get third degree burns reading @thesunnews4u #heatwave
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Honestly this hot weather is dangerous for a ginge like me! I remember when I was a child my mum took us to Florida and my sister came back with a lovely tan but I came back in an urn. #heatwave
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Breaking news @Tesco are now sponsoring Jellyfish.
I hate being shown the correct way to exit a plane in an emergency. If my plane is breaking up whilst plummeting through the air and I get sucked the window I think it's a bit unfair if I then get told off for not exiting the plane propley.
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The place I was brought up was so rough that during Olympics day in school two kids shot back at the bloke with the starter pistol.