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The thing with most of these "football Twitter, bantering other club" debates is that I'm not entirely serious mostly, I'm just "Twittering" and defending my club
Ask me anything, and I'll give an actual, honest take on it. Can be a player, event, or something outside football
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The best players of the generation starting off with a brace in the world cup to remind people about the football food chain.
Haaland, Mbappe, Havertz
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Insane to me that you could remove the game with 7 g/a and he has 18 in 10
Erling Haaland's last 11 competitive games for Norway:Β
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°οΈΒ vs Slovenia
β½οΈβ½οΈβ½οΈ vs Kazakhstan
β½οΈ vs Moldova
β½οΈ vs Israel
β½οΈ vs Italy
β½οΈ vs Estonia
β½οΈβ½οΈβ½οΈβ½οΈβ½οΈπ
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°οΈ vs Moldova
β½οΈβ½οΈβ½οΈ vs Israel
β½οΈβ½οΈ vs Estonia
β½οΈβ½οΈ vs Italy
β½οΈβ½οΈ vs Iraq
25 goal contributions in 11 games. Pretty good that. π
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Mind you he won the Golden Shoe and then retained the Pichichi in the last 2 seasons
First GOAT contender to perform at the national level and have his perception be held back by the club side instead
Usually being this good in the world cup gets you a crazy legacy boost
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The contact happened after this lol
π¨ π πππ’π₯ ππ₯πππππ‘π: THE REFEREE HAS GOT IT SPOT ON!
THE REPLAY SHOWS THAT SADIO MANΓ DID NOT TOUCH MBAPPΓ AND THIS REPLAY SHOWED IT 100%!
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100% bring both. Rogers and Barcola replacing Trossard and Martinelli would be an insane upgrade in the most upgradeable part of the squad of the best squad in England. That's how you build dynasties
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Bring me Rogers AND Barcola, I am GREEDY!
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I'm glad Olise and Mbappe actually showed who they are today. People underestimate Olise and have forgotten about Mbappe. Dembele might be the Ballon d'Or holder, but he's 3rd fiddle
Ousmane youβre a good dude but you might have to take up the Jayson Tatum β24 Olympics role
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We've literally known for over a year that we're strongly in for Barcola lmao. It's just not in our hands. It's up to him if he wants to leave
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Canβt believe Gooners were justifying the Greek NPC signing when thereβs Barcola on the market lol
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My friend and I were so excited when he came on. Fantastic footballer. Though I did kinda expect him to miss π
The way Barcola is talked about is pretty funny when the talent & actions are so clear.
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No chance anyone thinks Barcola maybe goes for Β£60m
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If we have Β£50m to spend on a left winger, then we might as well go for a better fit..
Summerville is an Everton level winger please, add Β£10m and you can maybe get Barcola.
Summerville x Gordon x Barcola x Ndiaye.
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Genuine question for everyone: if you look up the list of UN countries, would you read something that you've never heard of? I can imagine that some names might be unfamiliar, like "Lao People's Democratic Republic", but like, you've heard of Laos
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The idiot that claims to recognize every UN nation while having the flag of a pretend terrorist nation in the profile
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Americans don't know that it's actually completely insane to not have even HEARD of another country before
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Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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Harry Kane just scored 61 goals this season
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Isak is the best CF itw and anyone who doubts that is a fucking idiot
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You definitely don't replace Havertz. You get a top young striker with the physical and technical attributes that can learn the positional side from him, and can also play off him if we ever need a front 2. #Kroupi
Havertz is the best striker we got man, I donβt even think thereβs someone on the market who could replace him
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Is spending like Β£80-100m a bit much on a young player that isn't the outright starter? Yeah. But also, we're at the point where the needle is very far, and moving it takes a lot of effort. Eek out the max you can now.
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Wdym Morocco won 3-0??? π
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Senegal beat them 6 months ago? π€£
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How much would they pay us for Ben White do you think?
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Cucurella and Bernardo you know. Jose Mourinho is assembling an army of the most annoying players on the planet
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Donyell Malen really let me down by not grabbing a brace
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Some Spurs fan was saying it was factual they'd spent less than us in the last 5 years, not including wages. Also, our wages have only recently gotten closer to the City/United than Spurs, so it's not like we've spent *that* much more on wages
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π₯ Chelsea
π₯ Man City
π₯ Man Utd
The biggest-spending clubs over the past 5 seasons, with the Premier League featuring heavily in the top 20π
transfermarkt.co.uk/real-madβ¦
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I feel, publicly, that they absolutely should. Their squad isn't relegation level lmao
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(π₯) π¨ NEW: Roberto De Zerbi feels, privately, that #thfc should be competing for the UEFA Champions League spots next season. π
@JacobsBen via @LastWordOnSpurs
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I don't even know who this is about but it's always an incredibly stupid take to judge what someone is capable of based on a single game
FT is broken, they can't objectively rate players again. How are you telling me a player that attempted 60 passes and completed ZERO progressive passes, is a good passer?
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