Active Directory and Windows Platform engineer. Scripting, automation, reporting and general stuff doer.
Joined April 2016
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
23 Oct 2016
“If you’ve been doing the same thing at work for years, then I’m sorry to report that your career is already rotting away from within.” x.com/tomjohnson/status/7900…
23 Oct 2016
"Your experience is probably worth a lot less than you think" #tech #feedly techcrunch.com/2016/10/22/yo…
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
19 Oct 2016
"One of the best programming skills you can have is knowing when to walk away for awhile." - Oscar Godson
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
30 Aug 2016
Hyperbole is literally the worst thing to ever happen to the English language.
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
30 Aug 2016
“Society is totally dependent upon technology today, and I don’t see any reason why that will ever change.” - John Warnock
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
25 Aug 2016
A very comprehensive and precise spec commitstrip.com/2016/08/25/a…
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
22 Aug 2016
('< - Odds are it's gonna come from whatever category has the most things in it!!
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
16 Aug 2016
Grizzly bears are better than humans at everything. One could argue we're better at software eng but they're prob just busy w other stuff
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
9 Aug 2016
The Secret Service is aware of the comments made earlier this afternoon.
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
1 Aug 2016
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” - Bill Gates
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
26 Jul 2016
It's easy to underestimate the emotional rollercoaster that accompanies introducing devops to an enterprise
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
23 Jul 2016
law of the universe #354,234,583: no matter how small the UI change, someone, somewhere violently hates it
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20 Jul 2016
"A number of eyes" went over Melania's speech before it was signed off on.
3, 3 was the number.
20 Jul 2016
As it was before so shall it be again. x.com/Archimagirus_/status/7…
19 Jul 2016
Chef CTO urges action to prevent DevOps staff burnout bit.ly/29I9bAd via @computerweekly
19 Jul 2016
If you are ever writing on a piece of paper and you need to reboot just turn it over.
Disclaimer: This only works once.
Jay Armstrong retweeted
14 Jan 2016
2 unit tests. 0 integration tests x.com/ThePracticalDev/status…
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Jay Armstrong retweeted
11 Jul 2016
I have just discovered Little Bobby (littlebobbycomic.com) and there goes any chance at productivity today.
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