Active Directory and Windows Platform engineer. Scripting, automation, reporting and general stuff doer.

Joined April 2016
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23 Oct 2016
“If you’ve been doing the same thing at work for years, then I’m sorry to report that your career is already rotting away from within.” x.com/tomjohnson/status/7900…

"Your experience is probably worth a lot less than you think" #tech #feedly techcrunch.com/2016/10/22/yo…
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"One of the best programming skills you can have is knowing when to walk away for awhile." - Oscar Godson
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30 Aug 2016
Hyperbole is literally the worst thing to ever happen to the English language.
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“Society is totally dependent upon technology today, and I don’t see any reason why that will ever change.” - John Warnock
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A very comprehensive and precise spec commitstrip.com/2016/08/25/a…
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('< - Odds are it's gonna come from whatever category has the most things in it!! qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3…

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Have you ever seen lightning ⚡ make such wild shapes? Looks like a T-rex chomping @PetrifiedNPS #Arizona #weather
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Grizzly bears are better than humans at everything. One could argue we're better at software eng but they're prob just busy w other stuff
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The Secret Service is aware of the comments made earlier this afternoon.
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5 Aug 2016
The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
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“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” - Bill Gates
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It's easy to underestimate the emotional rollercoaster that accompanies introducing devops to an enterprise
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law of the universe #354,234,583: no matter how small the UI change, someone, somewhere violently hates it
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19 Jul 2016
There are 2 types of #programmers buff.ly/29NGcZy
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"A number of eyes" went over Melania's speech before it was signed off on. 3, 3 was the number.
As it was before so shall it be again. x.com/Archimagirus_/status/7…

Chef CTO urges action to prevent DevOps staff burnout bit.ly/29I9bAd via @computerweekly
If you are ever writing on a piece of paper and you need to reboot just turn it over. Disclaimer: This only works once.
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2 unit tests. 0 integration tests x.com/ThePracticalDev/status…
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I have just discovered Little Bobby (littlebobbycomic.com) and there goes any chance at productivity today.

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