Sydney Sweeney will flirt with any man who talks to her I have never seen anything like this before

My least fav part ab working @stripe is that normies think it’s a shit tier company

I used to date this girl who was very into the idea of being the best girlfriend ever and one of the ways she set out to accomplish this was by regularly waking me up by giving me head. I’d often regain consciousness to the sensation of her initiating the act, which was great, but –– and I know this might surprise you –– after a while it got old. Many mornings, I just wanted to sleep in for an extra hour rather than “rise” and shine at 6 am. Head is cool, but having your final hour of sleep stolen away does start to take a toll on a man after a while. So at a certain point, I started to think maybe I should tell her to chill out a little. Like, hey, I see what you’re doing here and I love the spirit behind the commitment, but… maybe later, ya know? Yet in the midst of that thought, I had an epiphany: This isn’t really about me. This girl is on a mission. Being the best girlfriend ever gives her an identity and purpose and meaning. Who am I to prioritize my own fleeting desires over her deeper needs? Getting my dick sucked at 6 am is about her. So the wakeup head continued. Morning after morning. I never said a word. Because I am an incredible person. This is what empathy is like, ladies. Many of you could use some.

23 year old Olympic gold medalist & professional gymnast Suni Lee reveals that she wants to get married & have kids in the next 5 years, and build a house on a farm after retiring 🙌👀 “I want to be married in the next 5 years, travel for 2 years, then I want to have kids, retire, then build a house on the farm and have fainting goats, horses, chickens.”

In @GoogleAIStudio we are now making more than 1,200,000 apps a week (and growing) with more than 18,000,000 created since late February 🤯 The progress continues!!!

people in san francisco say “agi pilled” as a general term of art for describing people who reason about the future with any degree of analytical skill. it has been imo a good proxy for human capital generally

From a z-score perspective being a multimillionaire in SF is kind of like being 5’10” or having an IQ of 106

What’s worse getting ya ho took by a cornball or a genuinely good guy

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die. And there is now a trillionaire.

😳 EXCLUSIVE: A man was arrested for allegedly exposing himself, masturbating at McDonald's near Disney World. Read more: tmz.me/4a0eJ7X

American Jew, Russian Jew, Israeli Jew, Leftist Jew

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more