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Eric Perrenoud retweeted
FWIW: ‘parsec’ is a measure of distance, not time, but that doesn’t make the Millennium Falcon’s Kessel Run any less impressive.
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Apr 23
Wait, why does Oxford get one? We want a comma.
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Apr 19
Never underestimate the power of a cool ass jacket.
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Apr 10
Life is short. Don’t waste it arguing with strangers about politics on the internet.
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Mar 18
independent research used to mean “go to the library.” now it means scrolling through 12 tabs, 3 conflicting pdfs, and one subreddit that may or may not be a psyop
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Mar 13
Some creatives take things personally. The rest are liars.
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Feb 10
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Jan 27
affect = verb
effect = noun
But…
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Jan 11
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
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Jan 8
Simpsons characters read Trump quotes.
New Blocks with the great @HankAzaria
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31 Dec 2025
'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
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28 Dec 2025
In 1996, a King Penguin named Lala became a local celebrity in Shibushi, Japan. Rescued by the Nishimoto family after being injured in a fishing net, Lala refused to return to the wild. He lived in an air-conditioned room in their home and was famous for walking alone to the fish market wearing a tiny backpack. The fishmonger would feed him a fresh fish and place another in his bag for the trip home.
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18 Dec 2025
“let’s circle back after the holidays” is my best business speak for “please don’t email me again this year”
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4 Dec 2025
This time of year can be stressful. Indulge in a moment of 'serenity' with our Word Icon @IJasonAlexander
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