New Yorker, intern at heart but can still make you a great cup of coffee. Decent at fighting games. Loves a good book.

Joined January 2014
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20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA
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23 Mar 2025
This the type of morning I'm on.
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Now that we're back, we're looking for stories! Send us an email at our new address: heavyweight@pushkin.fm
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We've got some big news: Heavyweight officially has a new home @pushkinpods. Tell your friends, your exes… tell the strangers on the subway! And be sure to subscribe to the feed to hear about new episodes. nytimes.com/2025/02/25/busin…
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22 Feb 2025
This is the experience 100%. How the work takes hold and before you know it, you're buying bulk 200 pack French toast sticks and 15lb bags of oranges because it's all a good deal.
You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--
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I’m sitting this one out
19 Feb 2025
Bonnie Blue, known for sleeping with 1,057 men in under 24 hours is reportedly pregnant
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19 Feb 2025
🤳 Win a FaceTime from a Met 🤳 Repost this and comment "pick me" to enter for your chance to win a FaceTime call from a current player.
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28 Jan 2025
I created one when Elon started the Twitter downfall but never transitioned over. I think it's time. Please do add me if you're over there or share your @ and I'll be sure to follow.
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Thank you to everyone here on X! In a relatively short period of time, we hit 5M impressions here which enables this account to be qualified for monetization! All the money from X goes back into the channel, so thank you all for helping it grow! (I think the troll earlier pushed us over the 5M mark, how ironic 🤣) To celebrate, I've got a Prismatic Evolutions ETB I'd love to giveaway to a lucky person who replies or shares this out. Appreciate you! (I'll select someone at random in 24 hours and send the winner a DM after I announce). Woohoo!
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11 Jan 2025
Letting the subway air touch your food is crazy
the last thing I see before getting pushed onto the tracks
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12 Dec 2024
Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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8 Dec 2024
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Even Jameis knows there's only one stage in Marvel 3.
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24 Nov 2024
I’d rather die than let this video be forgotten
23 Nov 2024
No one ever says "this is a tiktok from two years ago you have to see" Disposable content. Created in 24 hours to be consumed in 24 hours and never seen again
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19 Nov 2024
Replying to @USPS
classic usps showing up two weeks late
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17 Nov 2024
New Misty Card just dropped 💧 #ポケポケ #PokemonTCGPocket #PokemonTCG
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ピカチュウ の でんこうせっか! しかし うまくきまらなかった! PIKACHU used QUICK ATTACK! PIKACHU's attack missed! #Pokemon #ポケモン
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Do you get it now? That’s okay. You will soon. 🤭
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