Private person. Contrarian asshole. Pro-Death Penalty. PFP by Mothver. 22
Joined January 2021
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29 Feb 2024
I want to go back to older more simpler times
where men were men
and the boys were also the girls
that's right I want to go back to Ancient Greece
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Jun 15
Quarterly reminder that James Garfield’s (President #20) great great grandson, Richard Garfield, invented Magic: The Gathering
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Teddy Roosevelt once asked Emperor Franz Joseph I: "What does a monarch even do in today's day and age?"
The emperor replied: "My job is mostly to protect my people from politicians."
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scary movie 6
24 jump street
the logical next step
Jun 11
‘24 JUMP STREET’ is officially announced.
“It took so long to make we had to skip one.”
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This is what Civ will look like in 2030.
Docks you need to learn Renpy I’m serious
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The American Revolution in the North vs. The American Revolution in the South
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Deus inventou a saia e o diabo inventou as calças
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>Its inventor moved to the United States at 11 and was a naturalized US citizen
I guess bro
Jun 14
"the greatest battle implement ever devised"
*Look inside*
*Canadian*
Community note
John Garand was born in Canada but immigrated to the US at age 11, became a naturalized US citizen, and designed the M1 Garand for the US Army at Springfield Armory. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gara… nps.gov/spar/learn/his… britannica.com/biography/John…
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Jun 14
アメリカは堅守パラグアイから4点。開催国ということで気合も入っていたのだろう。
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Jun 14
“Let’s see how amphibious you really are”
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Jun 14
PERO YA SE HIZO EL CREPÚSCULO PARA HOMBRES:
Jun 14
Imagine, apenas imagine se Crepúsculo fosse feito para homens:
> O protagonista é você: beta, virgem, sem social skills, sem nada especial (feito para vc se identificar)
> Se muda para uma cidadezinha do interior
> A mais gata do colégio se apaixona por você
> Ela é uma vampira, branquinha, emo, introvertida, rica, e virgem mas com mentalidade de milf (100 anos )
> Ela é apaixonadamente obcecada por vc, até invade o seu quarto as vezes
> Ela arrisca a própria vida lutando contra outros vampiros para salvar você
> Outra pretendente aparece
> Pardinha, tomboy, corpo atlético, humilde (baixa renda), gentil, virgem e é uma lobisomem
> Ela também está perdidamente apaixonada por vc
> As duas brigam entre si pelo seu amor
> As duas fazem qualquer coisa para te agradar e te defender
> Simplesmente a melhor franquia de todos os tempos
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the Khans deserved it btw
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If you liked the USA v. Paraguay game, be sure to thank Ohio born 19th president of the United States Rutherford B. Hayes for basically being the reason Paraguay exists today.
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Nope. Halo is about the west blowing up space Muslims and how militarism is fucking rad.
Jun 14
The original Halo trilogy has a leftist message.
It depicted religion being a tool used to oppress and justify attrocities, and and heroes were a diverse group who worked together despite their differences
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