Joined March 2021
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24 Feb 2022
There's liking your boss, and then there's "buying a building him a tower of cigarettes" liking your boss
3 Feb 2022
Only the power of raw boredom at a CTC rotation reminded me Twitter was a thing.
People, have I missed anything significant in the past *checks watch* 6 months?
3 Sep 2021
I can now make Banh Mi, Jian Bing, and Vietnamese Spring Rolls. Easily one of my favorite menus in a class so far! ♥️
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2 Sep 2021
No *you* took a day of leave in the middle of the week to learn how to make fancy chocolate desserts and quell existential dread with work-intensive hobbies.
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29 Aug 2021
Your eyes register this as a peach smoothie or lobster bisque depending on the container you see first.
Something something moral lessons, we are contextualized by our environment, fuck it I'm not a philosopher.
I just like playing Russian Roulette with leftovers.
27 Aug 2021
I mean, who *doesn't* suddenly feel the urge to make flatbread at 9pm?
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23 Aug 2021
Alright, folks, time to see who means it when they said they'll defy a lawful order
Today, FDA approved the first COVID-19 vaccine for the prevention of #COVID19 disease in individuals 16 years of age and older. fda.gov/news-events/press-an…
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15 Aug 2021
I've been staying quiet on Afghan bc I know of all the feelings involved. But holy shit reading this broke my heart this morning.
15 Aug 2021
I am sorry. I tried whatever I could…
12 Aug 2021
I've been loving my new unit. Did a rough PT workout, and I brought in some homemade Mediterranean spreads (front row).
Everything in me wants to eat all this hummus
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9 Aug 2021
As someone who's been hoping to see this for a while, it's a welcome early bday present. Time to get your shots, folks. Thanks @SecDef !
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2 Aug 2021
Most of my TwitterSpace: Tweets healthily throughout a day/week
Me, an insomniac with binge likes/replies:
29 Jul 2021
Adulthood is putting felt feetie pads on all your dining room chairs bc dammit this hardwood is too nice to fuck up and this is my house and I'm trying to build some equity and-
28 Jul 2021
Laying out coffee for the Brigade Commander and felt inspired
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22 Jul 2021
So PCS-induced long distance has claimed yet another serious, amazing relationship I had a lot of hope for. Ngl folks, this shit is really fucking painful and never gets any easier.
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20 Jul 2021
Woke up feeling not so great. This made me feel better, and hopefully will do the same for you, fellow scroller
17 Jul 2021
Just finished unpacking all my future 1AM texts to friends expressing my pride, love, and support
